CAAN0N > oto i think u should make a post about how i single handedly restored ur faith in humanity
Otocinclus > i question my faith in humanity every time i think about you
Otocinclus > i question my faith in humanity every time i think about you
DnemoniX > Well good morning :)
morlock Slaaz'vell > PLZ BRING ME A PREZZIE NEXT TIME U COME THROUGH
DnemoniX > I have some hookers in my hanger
morlock Slaaz'vell > perfect
DnemoniX > well they say they are "Exotic" dancers just working their way through school
DnemoniX > But you know how that goes
morlock Slaaz'vell > PLZ BRING ME A PREZZIE NEXT TIME U COME THROUGH
DnemoniX > I have some hookers in my hanger
morlock Slaaz'vell > perfect
DnemoniX > well they say they are "Exotic" dancers just working their way through school
DnemoniX > But you know how that goes
ZarnieWoop > what do fat girls and mopeds have in common
ZarnieWoop > both are fun to ride untill you mates find out :D
Kybers > dunno...
N1fty > lol!
Kybers > ;)
JerryManhunt > rofl
mxmusa > :D
Siron BLack > encore
ZarnieWoop > whats the diffrence between a hooker and a mosquito
Eradith > both suck
Eradith > sorry, I wasn't in the game
JerryManhunt > hahaha
ZarnieWoop > the mosquito stops sucking when u slap it :d
Kybers > lol
JerryManhunt > rofl !!!!!
N1fty > hahaha, lol
Eradith > way better than my answer
ZarnieWoop > both are fun to ride untill you mates find out :D
Kybers > dunno...
N1fty > lol!
Kybers > ;)
JerryManhunt > rofl
mxmusa > :D
Siron BLack > encore
ZarnieWoop > whats the diffrence between a hooker and a mosquito
Eradith > both suck
Eradith > sorry, I wasn't in the game
JerryManhunt > hahaha
ZarnieWoop > the mosquito stops sucking when u slap it :d
Kybers > lol
JerryManhunt > rofl !!!!!
N1fty > hahaha, lol
Eradith > way better than my answer
Virtuozzo> and you guys still have not seeded an exotic dancer bpo, I have to ship severeal thousand each month just to keep folks happy in their ships during pos warfare
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
<Equliz3r> i think i threw up... but i dont know where :s
Kybernetes Moros > I'd happily use my free AUR if there was anything that looked good that Kyber'd wear. Hell, something that looked decent and wasn't monocle prices might see ISK expenditure. >_>
Norrin Ellis > /emote fluffles Ulf.
Ulphus > Hi Norrin - And Kyber, how would you look in that skirt?
Kybernetes Moros > I would look stupendous, Ulf
Katrina Oniseki > Kyber in some lacey lingerie
Ulphus > Exactly!
Katrina Oniseki > mmmmmm
Katrina Oniseki > /emote imagines Kyber in high heels and stockings
Katrina Oniseki > "Sansha's nation isn't just Utopia... it's also FABULOUS!"
Norrin Ellis > /emote fluffles Ulf.
Ulphus > Hi Norrin - And Kyber, how would you look in that skirt?
Kybernetes Moros > I would look stupendous, Ulf
Katrina Oniseki > Kyber in some lacey lingerie
Ulphus > Exactly!
Katrina Oniseki > mmmmmm
Katrina Oniseki > /emote imagines Kyber in high heels and stockings
Katrina Oniseki > "Sansha's nation isn't just Utopia... it's also FABULOUS!"
Yorlock > britain was thinking of making an aircraft carrier for the north sea sea out of iceblocks
Shadow XII > ... ice blocks?
Eirikur Ignitaga > it would be quicker and probably cheaper to build it out of steel
Shadow XII > Planes have engines. Engines produce exhaust. Exhaust is hot.
Shadow XII > Look at your runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the plane
Shadow XII > Look again
Shadow XII > <i>Your runway is now water.</i>
Shadow XII > Anything is possible when you build your runway out of steel and not ice.
Shadow XII > I'm on a horse.
Shadow XII > ... ice blocks?
Eirikur Ignitaga > it would be quicker and probably cheaper to build it out of steel
Shadow XII > Planes have engines. Engines produce exhaust. Exhaust is hot.
Shadow XII > Look at your runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the plane
Shadow XII > Look again
Shadow XII > <i>Your runway is now water.</i>
Shadow XII > Anything is possible when you build your runway out of steel and not ice.
Shadow XII > I'm on a horse.
cad says:
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
Marund > And what exactly defines "extended trial edition" in your "extended trial edition" of the program?
Nicholas Argmanov > i'm sorry, but I'm going to plead the 5th on that one.... we don't *have* a 5th amendment here, but I'm going to plead it anyway :-P
Nicholas Argmanov > i'm sorry, but I'm going to plead the 5th on that one.... we don't *have* a 5th amendment here, but I'm going to plead it anyway :-P
Khellias> Every corp needs one village idiot.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.