Aldaerus > my petitions are broken, I can't view any of them, I petitioned it and told them don't reply via petition as I can't see it ... guess what >.>
<ace234> heh, so im suicide ganking industrials in empire, my brother comes into my room and complains about suicide gankers, turns out i just blew up his hauler xD
Nevend Elohim > lol, in the new forum, i have to enter a gender for everyone.... i think Male is gonna be the default... i apologize in advace to the ladies :P
Agent Stone > ^ lol
Nevend Elohim > phew - i found the code for gender: none... congrats all... i'm neutering everyone :P
Caius Tacitus > noooooo
Agent Stone > ^ lol
Nevend Elohim > phew - i found the code for gender: none... congrats all... i'm neutering everyone :P
Caius Tacitus > noooooo
EVE System > Channel changed to Kakakela Local Channel
Ivan Volyova > spare isk please?
Hittavainen > get a job you bum
Yorlock > keep begging and ill give ya some spare ammo....
Ivan Volyova > spare isk please?
Hittavainen > get a job you bum
Yorlock > keep begging and ill give ya some spare ammo....
El Berto > damn it I'm #1, on quality alone
El Berto > /emote buffs his ego
Saul Dhampir > Saul touches Berto and declares he will never wash his hand again
Pilk > /emote touches Saul and immediately washes, sanitises, autoclaves, and cuts off the affected hand. And lower arm, to be safe.
El Berto > /emote buffs his ego
Saul Dhampir > Saul touches Berto and declares he will never wash his hand again
Pilk > /emote touches Saul and immediately washes, sanitises, autoclaves, and cuts off the affected hand. And lower arm, to be safe.
Talking about Pimp my Ride:
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
blasharga: new form of market pvp... Getting accepted on the jita node
Emulove > wtf....
The DeathHawk > GRAB MY STUFF
The DeathHawk > OH FUCK!
The DeathHawk > how'd that happen?>
Caught Thinking > what did you do?
Emulove > what did you do?
The DeathHawk > you two were happily shooting each other and i got killed
The DeathHawk > i went pop
Emulove > lmao omg thats fucking funny
Caught Thinking > why?
The DeathHawk > IDK
Emulove > oh i cant stop laughing
The DeathHawk > caldari centry gun
Caught Thinking > lol
The DeathHawk > wtf
Emulove > lol
Caught Thinking > you attacked station
The DeathHawk > howd he kill me
Caught Thinking > LOL!
The DeathHawk > oh fuck
Emulove > LOL!
The DeathHawk > fuck!
The DeathHawk > someone grab my goods?
Caught Thinking > don't ever fire at staitions
meat stack > how does that work?
Caught Thinking > or gates
The DeathHawk > gonna need that rifter
The DeathHawk > GRAB MY STUFF
The DeathHawk > OH FUCK!
The DeathHawk > how'd that happen?>
Caught Thinking > what did you do?
Emulove > what did you do?
The DeathHawk > you two were happily shooting each other and i got killed
The DeathHawk > i went pop
Emulove > lmao omg thats fucking funny
Caught Thinking > why?
The DeathHawk > IDK
Emulove > oh i cant stop laughing
The DeathHawk > caldari centry gun
Caught Thinking > lol
The DeathHawk > wtf
Emulove > lol
Caught Thinking > you attacked station
The DeathHawk > howd he kill me
Caught Thinking > LOL!
The DeathHawk > oh fuck
Emulove > LOL!
The DeathHawk > fuck!
The DeathHawk > someone grab my goods?
Caught Thinking > don't ever fire at staitions
meat stack > how does that work?
Caught Thinking > or gates
The DeathHawk > gonna need that rifter
Casino Alkasar > was in croatia bought hotest chilli ate 4 in 15 min..sat on toilet for 8 hours was so wasted couldnt even play gameboy cause hurtsweat dripping on it
Araceli Gabriela > 1vs1?
Alysia Starfire > 1vs10?
Araceli Gabriela > no thanks
Alysia Starfire > 1vs10?
Araceli Gabriela > no thanks