Zakthar Kadaj > caldari ships have 2 designers, one to design the left half, one to design the right, and they're not allowed to talk to each other....ever
Dsann > lmao
osku > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > and the minmatar design from the spare parts they have in the heap
Dsann > true
Dsann > and gallente?
Zakthar Kadaj > i cant think of one for their designers
Dsann > they were watching pOrn as they made them =)
Dsann > has to be
Zakthar Kadaj > ROFL
Zakthar Kadaj > would explain the rax, and the iteron
Zakthar Kadaj > and the brutix in a way
Zakthar Kadaj > and the domi, if ur into that kinda porn
Dsann > atron has some parts that look kinda suspisous
Dsann > lmao
osku > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > and the minmatar design from the spare parts they have in the heap
Dsann > true
Dsann > and gallente?
Zakthar Kadaj > i cant think of one for their designers
Dsann > they were watching pOrn as they made them =)
Dsann > has to be
Zakthar Kadaj > ROFL
Zakthar Kadaj > would explain the rax, and the iteron
Zakthar Kadaj > and the brutix in a way
Zakthar Kadaj > and the domi, if ur into that kinda porn
Dsann > atron has some parts that look kinda suspisous
<Dems> Even here in africa, we have p2p toilets
<Lurks> peer to peer?
<Dems> pay 2 pee, ofc
<PrismX> we can pee outside here in iceland without too much harrassment
<Lurks> peer to peer?
<Dems> pay 2 pee, ofc
<PrismX> we can pee outside here in iceland without too much harrassment
Dirty Protagonist > hello
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
A'esma Daeva > you'll never get me in a nano unless you plan to come here and pull a gun to my face
Suprox > What's your address?
Suprox > What's your address?
Fast Eddie > Knew a girl once with boobs on her back.... not much to look at, but great fun to dance with... :)
<@HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> [23:31] <HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> 31 past
<Horionte> you fail
<@HellGremlin> No, YOU FAIL
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<Horionte> your aim sucks :P
<@HellGremlin> It was an aoe kick
<Horionte> ah
<@spiralJunkie> less damage per person
<Xharky> Nice recovery
<@spiralJunkie> bigger mana use
<@spiralJunkie> but more targets
<Horionte> [23:31] <HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> 31 past
<Horionte> you fail
<@HellGremlin> No, YOU FAIL
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<Horionte> your aim sucks :P
<@HellGremlin> It was an aoe kick
<Horionte> ah
<@spiralJunkie> less damage per person
<Xharky> Nice recovery
<@spiralJunkie> bigger mana use
<@spiralJunkie> but more targets
Siren Sylvanis > hm.
Siren Sylvanis > I just sat at a gate for 10 minutes
Siren Sylvanis > thinking WTFLAG
Siren Sylvanis > then I realized I never clicked jump.
Siren Sylvanis > I just sat at a gate for 10 minutes
Siren Sylvanis > thinking WTFLAG
Siren Sylvanis > then I realized I never clicked jump.
Ratzap > Eris is a hell of a mod,. Just the right mix of funny, courteous and break your legs
Black Prince > I got bailed up by a "sponsor an african child" person in the mall the other day. I tried to tell them that they should leave natural selection take its course and she looked at me like I'd just dropped my duds and dropped a ripe one on the floor.
Help Channel:
ScottMiles555 > why is there a man at my window!!!!!!
ISD Naqam > Scott: I think thats a better question to ask the police, not eve
ScottMiles555 > why is there a man at my window!!!!!!
ISD Naqam > Scott: I think thats a better question to ask the police, not eve