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Kaylee Fisher > hell, almost half of us states let you have sex with liviving horses
Korinne > hey, horses need love too
Korinne > and i think having sex with dead horses would be creepier
Scrawt > i agree
Scrawt > thats the kind of forward thinking we lack in britain
Alakazzam Babylon > mining op going?
Hellspawn01 > got canceled
Hellspawn01 > weather isnt good for mining
Sukila Kai > oh right
Alakazzam Babylon > lol
Alakazzam Babylon > thanks HS, I needed a good one today :)
Hellspawn01 > its really raining outside
Hellspawn01 > I see water all over the place when I look out of my window
Sukila Kai > what not snowing or has all that gone
Hellspawn01 > ups
Hellspawn01 > wrong window
Hellspawn01 > was looking at my washing machine
<Aidari> i got blitzed and decided to play eve last night
<Aidari> when i woke up, it was right before down time
<Aidari> my head was inside my computer case
<Aidari> and when i got up, my scorpion was floating in a deadpsace complex with 4 percent hull
<Aidari> and nothing was alive anwhere near me
Overlord Faleron > can i have my ship back please
Overlord Faleron > i accidentally put myself inside you
Overlord Faleron > now i cant getmy ship out
Luigi Thirty > that's gross
Overlord Faleron > im inside jouni and i cant get out
Overlord Faleron > but srsly i put my ship in naomis archon now i can't get it out
Mars Orestes > Your state is run by a Austrian Body Builder who stared as an American in most his movies but didn't even attempt to change his accent.. You can't use the word fail =)
Good Coffee > <i>You </i>try running against the termintor for a government position
fluffy woodle > <url=showinfo:26902>fedo</url>
fluffy woodle > just for the uninitiated lol
fluffy woodle > great sec toys
fluffy woodle > *sex
Antok > whats the best implants to get
Reb Velderin > what
El Mole > uh
Reb Velderin > you were trying to well me that for 30mill
El Mole > it depends on what you are training
Trina Tron > there is no "best"
Wottan MaeTeiff > charisma for sure
Itanis > d cup
Trina Tron > but there is a "worst"
El Mole > charisma is the worst ok
Trina Tron > and its the social one
Wottan MaeTeiff > without charisma, people wont listen to you and you will never have sex
Crescend > Yeah, but I have trouble making it go up.
xnder > save a piece for me
Crescend > I am going tto pretend I never said that.
Maxell Snow > my first podding, by maxell snow
Leon 026 > o_O
Leon 026 > how?
Maxell Snow > one day maxell snow decided to venture to low sec to rat
Leon 026 > you podded yourself?
Maxell Snow > he warps to a belt and sees a lone can named bait
Leon 026 > lmao
DeadRow > lmao
Maxell Snow > as he approachs said can a ship uncloaks
Maxell Snow > maxe wakes up in the cloner
Vir4l > FUCK I JUST WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS
Vir4l > DISGUSTING
Vir4l > NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
Vir4l > GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rock Vixen > FUCKING PWND!!!
Augin Soric > fucking
Augin Soric > pwned
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