Borric CoDion > /emote facepalms cause he has been a slack ass lazy prick and STILL hasnt downloaded TS3
jih chop > you know in the old days nurses were frequently nuns
jih chop > and when hospital patients - the permanent ones like quadraplegics would get erections the solution of the nuns was the smack it with a spoon
jih chop > Mr BC gets TS
jih chop > or Mr BC gets the spoon
jih chop > your choice
Borric CoDion > oh oh the spoon,...gimmi the spoon...
Borric CoDion > ive been a very bad boy :-)
jih chop > you know in the old days nurses were frequently nuns
jih chop > and when hospital patients - the permanent ones like quadraplegics would get erections the solution of the nuns was the smack it with a spoon
jih chop > Mr BC gets TS
jih chop > or Mr BC gets the spoon
jih chop > your choice
Borric CoDion > oh oh the spoon,...gimmi the spoon...
Borric CoDion > ive been a very bad boy :-)
<Ivanstreptovsky> Sticking a thumb tack into a thick scar has a very odd sensation
<Aramisii> ...
<Aramisii> You need to work on your friend skills bud
<Aramisii> ...
<Aramisii> You need to work on your friend skills bud
Princess Aricia > what is a good shag?
Shani Mukantagara > when you squirt at the end
Shani Mukantagara > when you squirt at the end
Arlo McHenry > Hey..... he is sitting IN A SAFE half afk in a cyno ship, can you blame me?
Arlo McHenry > It's like waving candy in front of a child then saying its free
Arlo McHenry > Although far less creepy
Arlo McHenry > It's like waving candy in front of a child then saying its free
Arlo McHenry > Although far less creepy
<Kurenin> digi
<Kurenin> hate the game
<Kurenin> not the player
<Prophetguru> kurenin
<Prophetguru> 1997 called, they want their slogan back
<Kurenin> hate the game
<Kurenin> not the player
<Prophetguru> kurenin
<Prophetguru> 1997 called, they want their slogan back
mirel yirrin > For the Record: Masturbating with a Screwdriver is VERY VERY Painful.
Glacier > note to self, do not rub eyes while dicing chilies
(On the topic of La Maison's decline towards cybersex)
Clipped Wings > Got tired of too many guys playing girls and pretending to do what they (secretly) hope their (nonexistant) girlfriend would do to them
Clipped Wings > Got tired of too many guys playing girls and pretending to do what they (secretly) hope their (nonexistant) girlfriend would do to them
grunny > Thors hammer has alot of crushing to do
Kinvaryn > thats my pickup line
Kinvaryn > except i say mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and they're like whats a mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and *ziiip*
Kinvaryn > "it makes thunder if you stroke it the right way"
Lomong > Since thunder is the sound of an electric discharge in the atmosphere, that implies you're using an electric strapon to compensate for your... lack......
grunny > ^ electric burn
Kinvaryn > thats my pickup line
Kinvaryn > except i say mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and they're like whats a mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and *ziiip*
Kinvaryn > "it makes thunder if you stroke it the right way"
Lomong > Since thunder is the sound of an electric discharge in the atmosphere, that implies you're using an electric strapon to compensate for your... lack......
grunny > ^ electric burn
NetNeutrality > The concern last time was having the right kind of food
NetNeutrality > dps8
NetNeutrality > dammit*
Meisje > lololol
Meisje > hungry net?
NetNeutrality > my mom was talking about food
NetNeutrality > and that's what I typed
NetNeutrality > dps8
NetNeutrality > dammit*
Meisje > lololol
Meisje > hungry net?
NetNeutrality > my mom was talking about food
NetNeutrality > and that's what I typed