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Korinne > thats always made me wonder, why were the priests molesting little boys when they have access to all the nuns?
Aani Lanaii > little boys don't tell no tales?
Jaladela > because they were pedos
Paul Brosnan > cos the nuns were molesting the other nuns and happy as pie
Reacher Eriee > because they weren't getting nun.
Reacher Eriee > sorry, had to be said.
Paul Brosnan > budum tsh ^^
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
Jhaelin Anarise > Wow, this thing's quite a bit more nimble than the Catalyst.
Jhaelin Anarise > 15% less cargo space, though. Ah well.
Jhaelin Anarise > The 20% increased cap more than makes up for it.
Khellias > /emote tears through space in his Hulk!
Jhaelin Anarise > At a blistering 72 m/s?
Khellias > Nah.
Khellias > 71.9
Jhaelin Anarise > /emote laughs
Trepkos > WTS Faction cruiser harvester - comes with free porn!!
BillyBob Brown > Can I see a show info for that?
* Billybob Brown explains to his gf leaning over his shoulder that he's not trading for free porn
Deep Spacer > >.>
Biscuit > ok billybob's gf - DONT BELIEVE HIM!!!
Biscuit > :P
Deep Spacer > but you are
Trepkos > free pron
F0RTISE > ^yes he is buying pron...not free though
Trepkos > buy now
* Billybob Brown rubs the slap mark on the back of his head
Trepkos > is this the gf you said has the big mouth billy?
kool kyle > lol
F0RTISE > u sure it was ur girlfriend and not ur neighbour?
Gats > so where should we send the collections to billy ?
Billybob Brown > O.o
* Billybob Brown hunts for the close channel option before the cane comes out...
Trepkos > lol
Deep Spacer > mmh kinky
Chiaco Bloodtear : I carry a backpack around with boxes of wine in it
Chiaco Bloodtear : And little feeder tubes
Chiaco Bloodtear : In time I hope to upgrade to a freman stillsuit
EVE System > Channel changed to Oursulaert Local Channel
Spaderunner > I like this system, get suicided running to jita, nasty place, fulll of those calamari types
CFC Fodder > calamari? As in the food?
Spaderunner > Yeah Caldari = food
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> btw did you know that i invented the "*" for word correction?
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
Rudlls > did anything ever happen with that huge D2 fleet that logged in fx?
Iseri Siminsor > they switched to WOW I heard
Miss Payn > What are you guys trying to catch?
N1fty > aids
Skunkguru > rabbits
Skunkguru > rabbits with aids
ZarnieWoop > in joeys case 'herpes
N1fty > gotta catch em all
Joey1 > :)
Division5 > well
Division5 > that's another solution too
Division5 > here's a protip
Division5 > move your clone to highsec
bigbigpure1 > ont eat yellow snow
Division5 > pod yourself
Division5 > inject the skill
Division5 > update the clone
Division5 > move it back to tn25
bigbigpure1 > speek in full
bigbigpure1 > dont
bigbigpure1 > speek
bigbigpure1 > like
bigbigpure1 > this
Division5 > and pod yourself again
DanFraser > why
DanFraser > not
DanFraser > it's
DanFraser > something
DanFraser > that
DanFraser > gets
DanFraser > you
DanFraser > laid
bigbigpure1 > looiks
Division5 > no!
bigbigpure1 > gool
bigbigpure1 > lets
bigbigpure1 > all
bigbigpure1 > talk
bigbigpure1 > like
bigbigpure1 > this
Division5 > yeah
DanFraser > yeah
DanFraser > awesome!
bigbigpure1 > w
bigbigpure1 > o
bigbigpure1 > t
Division5 > soundslikeagreatidea
bigbigpure1 > a
bigbigpure1 > b
bigbigpure1 > ou
bigbigpure1 > tt
bigbigpure1 > hi
bigbigpure1 > fail
narsci > ...
bigbigpure1 > dident work
Division5 > wellificanttalklikethatimatalklikethiswithnoformattingorspaces
bigbigpure1 > thatsevenbetternospacesftw
Division5 > damnevenimhavingtroublereadingthisshit
bigbigpure1 > o or l o t s o ff s p a c e
tggm > Sorry, I was lost in this stupidity
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