Elizabeth Joanne > so called Real Life is merely a deadspace dungeon with a lot more grinding and less lag
Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
kbf jd > Kill them... and send him to Detroit!
kbf jd > no not Detroit!
Kralor Darkilon > Dr. Detroit!
kbf jd > NO Kentucky Fried Movie..
Kralor Darkilon > I know...but when I heard Detroit, I started thinking about the other movie...lol
Kralor Darkilon > Haven't seen either in ages...
Kralor Darkilon > i'm left-handed...my brain works funny..lol
Triton Lee > turn around
Kralor Darkilon > lol
Triton Lee > its really ur right hand
Kralor Darkilon > When I look in the mirror, I'm right-handed, though...
Kralor Darkilon > Very confusing...
Triton Lee > yes thats the "right" mirror
Triton Lee > you need to try the "left" mirror
Triton Lee > its on the other side of the room
kbf jd > no not Detroit!
Kralor Darkilon > Dr. Detroit!
kbf jd > NO Kentucky Fried Movie..
Kralor Darkilon > I know...but when I heard Detroit, I started thinking about the other movie...lol
Kralor Darkilon > Haven't seen either in ages...
Kralor Darkilon > i'm left-handed...my brain works funny..lol
Triton Lee > turn around
Kralor Darkilon > lol
Triton Lee > its really ur right hand
Kralor Darkilon > When I look in the mirror, I'm right-handed, though...
Kralor Darkilon > Very confusing...
Triton Lee > yes thats the "right" mirror
Triton Lee > you need to try the "left" mirror
Triton Lee > its on the other side of the room
Iqelrius > Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Jinn Eleuter > i dont get it O.o
Iqelrius > Corrupt, incompetent, and impeached is he!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Iqelrius > If political scandal be something you wish,
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Then drop on the deck, and cry out with anguish!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Ready?
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Richard Nixon!
Iqelrius > doo bee doop be doo, dee doop
FIzzer > can I have some of what you're taking?
Iqelrius > IF I CAN CATCH THE ELEPHANT AGAIN, SURE
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Jinn Eleuter > i dont get it O.o
Iqelrius > Corrupt, incompetent, and impeached is he!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Iqelrius > If political scandal be something you wish,
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Then drop on the deck, and cry out with anguish!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Ready?
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Richard Nixon!
Iqelrius > doo bee doop be doo, dee doop
FIzzer > can I have some of what you're taking?
Iqelrius > IF I CAN CATCH THE ELEPHANT AGAIN, SURE
Morgan Brenna > does ccp publish a girls of eve calendar?
ISD Modicus > Morgan, no, but there may be an idea for a player run thing there
ISD Modicus > Morgan, no, but there may be an idea for a player run thing there
Tomas Hardy > 4days, 20hours till Kronos time....
Tomas Hardy > in an entirly unrelated issue, the corp might be down say about 400mill in 4days 20hours and 1min.
Tomas Hardy > about 6seconds after a finish training for a kronos in fact....
Tomas Hardy > a week before this I will be raising the corp tax rate to 90% too
Tomas Hardy > i will also be stealing candy from the mouths of small children
Tomas Hardy > later guys, I am going to kick old men when they fall over
Tomas Hardy > in an entirly unrelated issue, the corp might be down say about 400mill in 4days 20hours and 1min.
Tomas Hardy > about 6seconds after a finish training for a kronos in fact....
Tomas Hardy > a week before this I will be raising the corp tax rate to 90% too
Tomas Hardy > i will also be stealing candy from the mouths of small children
Tomas Hardy > later guys, I am going to kick old men when they fall over
Pascual > bacon is mans 3rd best friend
Cowboy > lol
Omber Zombie > behind dogs and sex?
Omber Zombie > wait
Pascual > behind dogs and beer OFC
Omber Zombie > that sounds wrong
Cowboy > lol
Omber Zombie > behind dogs and sex?
Omber Zombie > wait
Pascual > behind dogs and beer OFC
Omber Zombie > that sounds wrong
Ashnazg > helicity is hot =)
Helicity Boson > helicity is a man with a hairy chest
JordanParey > /emote goes to use the eye bleach, brb
Helicity Boson > helicity is a man with a hairy chest
JordanParey > /emote goes to use the eye bleach, brb
<Kryztal> omg
<Kryztal> i so dont need viagra :(
<Kryztal> my sex drive is uber
<Molle> if you have balls you do
<Kryztal> just need to squeeze em a little and off i go like the energizin bunny
<Kryztal> ....
<Kryztal> and now im just gonna go hide in a cave
<Kryztal> i so dont need viagra :(
<Kryztal> my sex drive is uber
<Molle> if you have balls you do
<Kryztal> just need to squeeze em a little and off i go like the energizin bunny
<Kryztal> ....
<Kryztal> and now im just gonna go hide in a cave
Jahya Massai > there are 85 hostiles in our system and you're in curse
Jahya Massai > oh wait, i'm in empire nvm
Jahya Massai > oh wait, i'm in empire nvm