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<pw-> awesome, i decide to quit smoking, i play some eve to get my mind of cigarettes
<pw-> my first mission is to go pick up some tobacco from 5 systems over and deliver it back
<pw-> fuck you, EVE
<Dobbs> andro yeah check out the Volume attribute on the mothership compared to the titan
<volume> ._.
<Dobbs> not you volume :P go back to sleep
<volume> kk
MindRanger > Sometimes I want to smack to those goons in local, but then I remember that they cannot read nor write, they just copy/paste from other peoples bio and websites

High Sierra > i have a woman
Kerixi > hourly basis and weekend rates don't count.
ASIV TRE > congrats u got a pump too?
Tennotsukai > you know kidnapping is illegal....
Kerixi > ooo 3 way strike...booyaaaa
High Sierra > you know for a minute there I thought I might get some congrats
High Sierra > but noooooooooooooooooooooo
Tennotsukai > lol
el caido > even the blind play eve without sound
Yishumitsu > /emote farts
Krychton > me smells combat op
Jacob Etienne > no, thats yish's fart
mirel yirrin > dammnit, popped by a sniper again : /
mirel yirrin > Was a Tempest. With 1400mm II's
mirel yirrin > Maybe MWD'ing towards him wasn't a good idea
mirel yirrin > : /
Yerkes > lawl
mirel yirrin > Got my pod too, cuz of the jump que thing.
mirel yirrin > I hate that que.
mirel yirrin > Sure it lets you got 24 jumps with no problems or lag
mirel yirrin > But as soon as you need to jump in a hurry
mirel yirrin > its all "OMG YOU CAN'T JUMP LOLOLOLOL"
mirel yirrin > EvE is mocking me : /
Baroness Vampier > i was ransomed once in low sec, i played dumb like i didnt know how to send isk to someone, by the time they explained it to me, my ship self destructed
* Ivan Jakanov slaps captain da as hard as he can and starts running
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
Miko Kiyan > What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Miko Kiyan > "See you next month."
Krundam > what's it mean when someone is red again?
Shadow XII > Oh goddamnit Miko.
Gentleman Loser > "Red Again". Isn't that the porn version of "Dead Again" with the girl's freshly spanked butt on the cover?
Shadow XII > For fuck's sake people.
Shadow XII > Can't we have one nice conversation?
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