Dismas Ofstedal > Who is the stupidest player in EVE? Send me 20K ISK with your vote in the Reason field and you could win the pot. You may vote for yourself. Enter often and good luck.
Dekiri > i think its actually entertaining
Dekiri > + they drop nice loot
O Thief > well you'll have to stop losing so many HAC's and T2 BS's from your alliance if this war is going to get you anywhere
WarGod > ok
WarGod > then be happy the war ent endin
Baihuigau > I like cookies
Dekiri > i prefer waffles
Baihuigau > chocolate ones are the best umm
Baihuigau > pancakes are also good
Baihuigau > think wargod wants some cookies, he sounds a bit stressed today
Dekiri > i suggest milk
Dekiri > it usually helps when stressed and its healthy
Baihuigau > umm milk and cookies thats a good idea
WarGod > :o
WarGod > milk and cookies... now theres an idea
ISliverI > now thats some lame smack talk :)
Baihuigau > we should be able to push a button in eve and get food fedexed to our enemies
Dekiri > did you ever notice the awsomeness of milk when you ate chocolate?
Baihuigau > its no smack were just lightening the mood ^ ^
Trebor Slater > nope?
Trebor Slater > Milk and chocolate?
O Thief > It works very well
O Thief > especially if the milk is cold
Trebor Slater > What do u do?
Dekiri > the idea is
Dekiri > that the chocolate leave a very strong taste in your mouth
Dekiri > and you can almsot completly whipe it out with the milk
Dekiri > and then eat more chocolate
Dekiri > its like sauna
Dekiri > or hot and cold showers
Trebor Slater > Right, k so I eat the chocolate and then drink milk
Butter Dog > yes
Dekiri > yea
Trebor Slater > then eat chocolate again
Dekiri > and then eat chocolate again
Trebor Slater > I will try that
Dekiri > right
Butter Dog > chocoalte warm ish, milk cold
Dekiri > works with cookies also
Dekiri > aye
Dekiri > bd got it right
Butter Dog > the cold milk changes the texture of the chocolate
Butter Dog > its rather nice if i do say so myself
Trebor Slater > lol. Definately trying that later
WarGod > u never tryed it?
Dekiri > see?
O Thief > very addcitive though
Dekiri > come to EC.-P
Dekiri > you get education !
Trebor Slater > lol
Dekiri > knowledge we spead!
Trebor Slater > Cool
Dekiri > spread
O Thief > and before you know it you've drunk a 4 litres of milk and 3 kilos of chocolate
Dekiri > that only works for fat people
Dekiri > i would explode after 1 litre
Baihuigau > fast metabolism ftw
Dekiri > being fat ftw
O Thief > ugh
Dekiri > since you probably can pack more chocolate
Dekiri > and extend the pleasure
Baihuigau > lol
Trebor Slater > lol
Dekiri > + they drop nice loot
O Thief > well you'll have to stop losing so many HAC's and T2 BS's from your alliance if this war is going to get you anywhere
WarGod > ok
WarGod > then be happy the war ent endin
Baihuigau > I like cookies
Dekiri > i prefer waffles
Baihuigau > chocolate ones are the best umm
Baihuigau > pancakes are also good
Baihuigau > think wargod wants some cookies, he sounds a bit stressed today
Dekiri > i suggest milk
Dekiri > it usually helps when stressed and its healthy
Baihuigau > umm milk and cookies thats a good idea
WarGod > :o
WarGod > milk and cookies... now theres an idea
ISliverI > now thats some lame smack talk :)
Baihuigau > we should be able to push a button in eve and get food fedexed to our enemies
Dekiri > did you ever notice the awsomeness of milk when you ate chocolate?
Baihuigau > its no smack were just lightening the mood ^ ^
Trebor Slater > nope?
Trebor Slater > Milk and chocolate?
O Thief > It works very well
O Thief > especially if the milk is cold
Trebor Slater > What do u do?
Dekiri > the idea is
Dekiri > that the chocolate leave a very strong taste in your mouth
Dekiri > and you can almsot completly whipe it out with the milk
Dekiri > and then eat more chocolate
Dekiri > its like sauna
Dekiri > or hot and cold showers
Trebor Slater > Right, k so I eat the chocolate and then drink milk
Butter Dog > yes
Dekiri > yea
Trebor Slater > then eat chocolate again
Dekiri > and then eat chocolate again
Trebor Slater > I will try that
Dekiri > right
Butter Dog > chocoalte warm ish, milk cold
Dekiri > works with cookies also
Dekiri > aye
Dekiri > bd got it right
Butter Dog > the cold milk changes the texture of the chocolate
Butter Dog > its rather nice if i do say so myself
Trebor Slater > lol. Definately trying that later
WarGod > u never tryed it?
Dekiri > see?
O Thief > very addcitive though
Dekiri > come to EC.-P
Dekiri > you get education !
Trebor Slater > lol
Dekiri > knowledge we spead!
Trebor Slater > Cool
Dekiri > spread
O Thief > and before you know it you've drunk a 4 litres of milk and 3 kilos of chocolate
Dekiri > that only works for fat people
Dekiri > i would explode after 1 litre
Baihuigau > fast metabolism ftw
Dekiri > being fat ftw
O Thief > ugh
Dekiri > since you probably can pack more chocolate
Dekiri > and extend the pleasure
Baihuigau > lol
Trebor Slater > lol
Natalie Korivak > Fear my Badger of doom! I'll haul you to Jita and make you lag out!
Bish Ounen > man, this war sucks. i haven't seen a target yet.
Claire Moonwillow > it's only a 10-man corp
Bish Ounen > flying around Empire looking for trouble, and I can't BUY me a target
Claire Moonwillow > supposedly they hang out around Jita and New Caldari, though... so you might look there.
Bish Ounen > Bleah. Won't go to Jita for love, money or war targets
Claire Moonwillow > it's only a 10-man corp
Bish Ounen > flying around Empire looking for trouble, and I can't BUY me a target
Claire Moonwillow > supposedly they hang out around Jita and New Caldari, though... so you might look there.
Bish Ounen > Bleah. Won't go to Jita for love, money or war targets
Bradden Gor > hang on a minute, who let FD into TPC?!?
Hellspawn01 > /emote points to a pic of AQ
TheRune > You have a pic of AQ in your ship HS?????
TheRune > That is kinda scary
Hellspawn01 > we have one in corp HQ
Bradden Gor > more than kinda!
Hellspawn01 > right at the door that says: AQ Office
fahman dude > he has even Wunderbaum in his ship
TheRune > Well I was never allowed inside HQ
TheRune > lol
TheRune > or inside AQ
TheRune > For that matter
Jerimiah Riggs > Uhhh
Hellspawn01 > eww
fahman dude > bleh :b
Bradden Gor > changed my mind Rune, you need to die!
TheRune > what??? :)
Hellspawn01 > /emote points to a pic of AQ
TheRune > You have a pic of AQ in your ship HS?????
TheRune > That is kinda scary
Hellspawn01 > we have one in corp HQ
Bradden Gor > more than kinda!
Hellspawn01 > right at the door that says: AQ Office
fahman dude > he has even Wunderbaum in his ship
TheRune > Well I was never allowed inside HQ
TheRune > lol
TheRune > or inside AQ
TheRune > For that matter
Jerimiah Riggs > Uhhh
Hellspawn01 > eww
fahman dude > bleh :b
Bradden Gor > changed my mind Rune, you need to die!
TheRune > what??? :)
Torvus Jay > i just did the geekiest thing i ever did in my whole life
Torvus Jay > i just peeied in a bottle while playing a game
Torvus Jay > i just peeied in a bottle while playing a game
<Emiug> wizzard66: everyone knows smurfs were killed out to create the crotches on Action men and barbies
MentaL DoG > u red to me ony
MentaL DoG > dont shot me plz
MentaL DoG > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > how am i red to you?
Onyxalia La'fiette > im in the alliance ya nutbar
MentaL DoG > i dont know
Onyxalia La'fiette > dude i have a low sec status, im flashy red to all of eve mate...
MentaL DoG > dont shot me plz
MentaL DoG > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > how am i red to you?
Onyxalia La'fiette > im in the alliance ya nutbar
MentaL DoG > i dont know
Onyxalia La'fiette > dude i have a low sec status, im flashy red to all of eve mate...
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Matt Armada > Heh...I got a kid grounded over halo once
Nex Balatro > lol matt
Nex Balatro > how you do that?
Matt Armada > Little bastard was being annoying so I convinced em I had a secret for Infinite ammo
Matt Armada > Made em turn his tv up WAY high, put my voice over speakers and put his ear next to it
Matt Armada > Then I screamed at the top of my lungs he was watching porn. Next thing I hear is
Matt Armada > *WHAT!* *THUD, STOMP STOMPSTOMPSTOMP SLAM* WHAT ARE YTOU WATCHING YOU LITTLE SHI * NO MOM, IM NOT I SWEAR, NOOOOOO*Player has disconnected*
Nex Balatro > lol matt
Nex Balatro > how you do that?
Matt Armada > Little bastard was being annoying so I convinced em I had a secret for Infinite ammo
Matt Armada > Made em turn his tv up WAY high, put my voice over speakers and put his ear next to it
Matt Armada > Then I screamed at the top of my lungs he was watching porn. Next thing I hear is
Matt Armada > *WHAT!* *THUD, STOMP STOMPSTOMPSTOMP SLAM* WHAT ARE YTOU WATCHING YOU LITTLE SHI * NO MOM, IM NOT I SWEAR, NOOOOOO*Player has disconnected*