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Skuishe Renn > Can someone tell me how to cancel a self destruct in the next 10 seconds please?
<moocifer> no no I don't need a teeny weeny computer screen :(
<RangerXT> 30 inch?
<moocifer> was thinking 46"
<Ohne-> obvoisly talking about my penis
<moocifer> yes
<RangerXT> 60inch?
<moocifer> no 46"
<Bek> thats 46", not 4.6" Ohne-
<Ohne-> see
<Ohne-> I must have misread
<Ohne-> carry on
MrRx7 > ok either I'm going crazy, or modules on my ship are disspearing
Kelgen Thann > gremlins!
MrRx7 > I had 2x Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I
MrRx7 > when I docked....I undocking and I only had one
Dimitri Ravinoff > WTS Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer
Rewt ed > one time we were on vent and we were talking about going shopping in jita, and some dude is like no go to dodixie prices are cheaper, and his girlfriend was like OMFG you talk to dudes on the internet about shopping?
Sargeant HardnOX > wts wormhole
the argie > selling your hole is only glamorous at first, but soon it's just another chore...
Sargeant HardnOX > as long as it pays the bills
nomadeyes > well i'll at least kill the named ones... my gf is yelling at me to go to bed...
Mr Wonderful > tough choice?
Omber Zombie > if gf wants you in bed - go
nomadeyes > i do have to get up in 5 hrs...
Morning Maniac > gf > mining
nomadeyes > lol
Miraki Alsento > anything > mining?
Morning Maniac > gf in bed >>> mining
Omber Zombie > gf in bed is mining
Apostater Melkan > kind of a cool feeling hanging in low sec, never knowing when ya gonna need to flee
Krazy Dave > Low-sec has helped me understand wild animals so well
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > A dentist with a 425mm Tech II autocannon would be pretty effective.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
Alazais > lol i have no idea why... but i can't stop this image of a klingon wearing pink lycra from running around in my head lol
insuperable > alaz wtf
Alazais > lol i dunno
Alazais > he just appeared
Alazais > running around
Charmaine Erickson > when i call someone a sweetheart, i simply mean he/she is a real nice person, so excuse me if im wrong
tsukubasteve > when i call someone a sweetheart, it's because I'm trying to shove my dick in their mouth.
Charmaine Erickson > i won't make that mistake again
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