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Unimeer > I accidently turned my ship into capsule or pod somehow, how do i turn it back?
Lord Makk > One day I'll get married and you'll never see me online again. But that's prolly 10 years away, so until then, let's Provi BURN!
Sir Hades > in a completely unrelated note, I fucking love Mongolian throat singing
<fero|work|BIG> yarr
<fero|work|BIG> pigs flying and its raining cats and dogs..
<fero|work|BIG> and i do believe hell just froze over...
* OmberZombie its fero|work|BIG with a parrot
* Nakedkitten has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Kalroth> wha?
<OmberZombie> fero, did nakedkitten just fall on you?
<fero|work|BIG> i believe so.
<fero|work|BIG> apparently.
(OmberZombie) i'm like jesus, someone mined me and i was resurected as a railgun toting megalomaniac
[Michiyo] no, that isnt like jesus at all
(OmberZombie) it is, cept for teh railguns
(OmberZombie) jesus had lasers
(Ryctor) Psh
(Ryctor) He and Moses used Aks to fight off the moslems
[Michiyo] if jesus were omber, he'd come back MUCH larger and un-minable, to silently mock the people in Jita trying to mine it as they whine on the forums
[Michiyo] jesus would like lasers btw XD
(@moocifer) water into whine ??
Jester McMannis > so what's happening in here?
90q > Im mining
Herjaza > missioning
Celilmandir > spinning my ship
Macgun90 > you do that too :D
Celilmandir > who doesn't?
Celilmandir > hell i even turn on all the graphics to the max to enjoy it even more
ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Tommydog > hahah i live until u varp the guys in on me :)
Paul Barker > not if i am in your gan that you control
Paul Barker > total 1v1 no games
Farrelley > we are respectable
nomistseb > honurable
Asestorian > horny
Tommydog > hahah
Dresden Karno > ahoy
Dresden Karno > what have i missed?
Ashar KorAzor > Not much
Ashar KorAzor > Me flying a hauler.
Ashar KorAzor > Dresden, does this bestower make me look fat?
Dresden Karno > ton o' fun , eh>?
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Dresden Karno > lol
Ashar KorAzor > Tons?
Ashar KorAzor > The cargo expanders each add fifteen pounds.
Ashar KorAzor > /emote goes to cry in the corner
Felix Orwell > The other story that comes to mind is a pair of new pirates, or as I shall call them "newbrats"TM . . . well, they hid in a belt with a pair of Myrmidons that had cloaking devices.
Felix Orwell > Two problems here:
Felix Orwell > 1 - They were 90 days old
Felix Orwell > 2 - These were not good cloaking devices backed up by good skills
Felix Orwell > They uncloak and then claim the miner's defense screen is 'jamming them to hell and back'.
Felix Orwell > They exploded claiming they were facing a half dozen scorpions loaded for Electronic warfare.
Felix Orwell > I only saw one brutix.
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