Bail Chanis > Anyone unemployed and looking for a new experience?
Katrina Oniseki > Are you looking for new recruits, or a desperate prostitute?
Katrina Oniseki > Are you looking for new recruits, or a desperate prostitute?
Bilgen > Be amazed how much firepower a good Badger 2 can put out
CWevers > absolutely nothing :P
CWevers > 1 turret hardpoint
Bilgen > lol I had a Neutron Blaster on mine
Gimchi > miner 1s look pretty though
Bilgen > Wonder if I could get a 250mm Prototype on it?
Gimchi > probably not the pg
Gimchi > haulers are crap for pg
Bilgen > hmm I could put 3 Micro's in the lows though
Bilgen > That gives what +30
RiteousFIRE > lol
RiteousFIRE > its like taking a knife to a gun fight
Bilgen > lol A butter knife no less
RiteousFIRE > lol
CWevers > it's more like taking a turkey sandwitch to a gun fight
RiteousFIRE > mmmm turkey
Bilgen > Hmm now I am hungry
CWevers > =P
Bilgen > Beer goes good with Turkey
CWevers > absolutely nothing :P
CWevers > 1 turret hardpoint
Bilgen > lol I had a Neutron Blaster on mine
Gimchi > miner 1s look pretty though
Bilgen > Wonder if I could get a 250mm Prototype on it?
Gimchi > probably not the pg
Gimchi > haulers are crap for pg
Bilgen > hmm I could put 3 Micro's in the lows though
Bilgen > That gives what +30
RiteousFIRE > lol
RiteousFIRE > its like taking a knife to a gun fight
Bilgen > lol A butter knife no less
RiteousFIRE > lol
CWevers > it's more like taking a turkey sandwitch to a gun fight
RiteousFIRE > mmmm turkey
Bilgen > Hmm now I am hungry
CWevers > =P
Bilgen > Beer goes good with Turkey
Daggaroth > oh god. im under attack by an osprey thats repping me at the same time
Daggaroth > i dont know whether to attack back or hug it!
Daggaroth > i dont know whether to attack back or hug it!
Danny John-Peter > sig tanking allows you to avoid damage, because of transversal
ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Rodge > we have not one, but TWO Molle posts in our alliance mailbox atm! ;)
Azia Burgi > sirmolle > omfg! we got pwned!!!111
Azia Burgi > sirmolle > MINE FASTER NUBS!!!!11!!!1111
Rodge > lol az
SE10 > lol
Azia Burgi > and you can tell him i said that
Azia Burgi > i ain't scared of him
Azia Burgi > he'll be mining for ASCN in 6months, mark my words
Rodge > stranger things have happened.... :)
Azia Burgi > sirmolle > omfg! we got pwned!!!111
Azia Burgi > sirmolle > MINE FASTER NUBS!!!!11!!!1111
Rodge > lol az
SE10 > lol
Azia Burgi > and you can tell him i said that
Azia Burgi > i ain't scared of him
Azia Burgi > he'll be mining for ASCN in 6months, mark my words
Rodge > stranger things have happened.... :)
Virtuozzo> and you guys still have not seeded an exotic dancer bpo, I have to ship severeal thousand each month just to keep folks happy in their ships during pos warfare
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
Junior Angelfire > /emote waves
Kyrall > ah ur back, ur sexuality not been questioned enough?
Kyrall > ah ur back, ur sexuality not been questioned enough?
Mundungus spanks [STAR]AeolusWind|HCs
<Aranorn> Mundungus: What is this? brokeback EVE?
<Aranorn> Mundungus: What is this? brokeback EVE?
Deepeh > so doggies - are you going to bark all day, or are you going to bite?
Vazzius > I dont bite/eat stuff that sounds and tastes like shit :-)
light blade > lmao
Omadon > lol
Deepeh > good idea, shit is bad for you
Omadon > You being the expert? ;)
light blade > lol
Deepeh > perhaps
Deepeh > i'll leave it up to your taste as soon as you bite. see you in 93pi :) (or not)
Omadon > *shakes head*
Omadon > Sniggerdly... no other group of morons like 'em =)
light blade > lol
Vazzius > I dont bite/eat stuff that sounds and tastes like shit :-)
light blade > lmao
Omadon > lol
Deepeh > good idea, shit is bad for you
Omadon > You being the expert? ;)
light blade > lol
Deepeh > perhaps
Deepeh > i'll leave it up to your taste as soon as you bite. see you in 93pi :) (or not)
Omadon > *shakes head*
Omadon > Sniggerdly... no other group of morons like 'em =)
light blade > lol