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PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk

<SwedishCook> Hyou putda NPC inda roidyfieldy and mixidda in mit de nubiplayers ntheydie, hyoubetcha!
412th > can missle launscher fire without ammulition?
Asurion > not very useful if you dont load them with ammo
Xanorik > Does this game ever get easier to understand?
Danielle O'Rage > girls arent confusing...you just dont speak our language is all
BlueMajere > srsly i dont get it
BlueMajere > weve beeen dating for 2 years
BlueMajere > and all of a sudden now she tells me that i don't tell her how i feel enough
4EnDeR > girlfriend aggro cannot be tanked
Jarbis Leed > Sure it can. But the damage will be severe
4EnDeR > girlfriend strikes perfectly wreaking for life
ImpiousHeaven > yeah it can, Hollyoaks has all the right resists, especially the omnibus, can tank them for hours
Jarbis Leed > as im aware, the only place you can tank GF/wife aggro is by safing up on the couch. Triage module sacrifices ability to come to bed that night.
Jarbis Leed > And the couch is a cold, hard place to safespot...
4EnDeR > or send kids (aka drones) in to help
Jarbis Leed > And take my word for it: if you're looking for an ammotype, go therm, they always have a weak therm tank. You'll never get anywhere with explosive tho.
Jarbis Leed > And their targeting and range is unbeatable: so running and hiding wont work either :P
Par'Gellen > wow yeah I was asleep at the wheel there lol
Subspace000 > lol
Subspace000 > go dock and call it a night then Par.
Par'Gellen > cool my cans haven't popped yet. gonna haul and hit the sack
Ox Bellows > haha, you fall asleep par?
Par'Gellen > yeah I have an imprint of several keyboard keys on my forehead
Par'Gellen > and some drool on the desk...
Subspace000 > o.o
Subspace000 > eww
Simeone > ive given up on finding a job... so i put starship pilot on my CV
phrenesis > rofl
<mim|BIG> its ccp
<mim|BIG> they can break tq by changing the backround of windows on sisi
LordBluecat > 1vs1 Shangpo in you sleip ?
Shangpo > sorry bro I never 1v1 unless I get the jump on you
Shangpo > cause I have never actually seen a 1v1
Shangpo > I have seen lots of 1v1 that turned into a 1v2, 1v3, 1v5, 1v28, etc.
Marcus Akhellan > lol - This one tends to try to be annoying - He might just cloak up at a SS and go AFK - he's apparently infamous for that
BeanBagKing > "he might just cloak up and SS and go AFK" &lt;-- you just described all of UK dude
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
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