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mothyowns > selling crap makes me happy :)
Woman Love > i read that as 'smelling crap makes me happy' :|
Sforza > You want to be above and behind the exit point so you can nudge him away from the dicking tube
Sforza > *docking!
Jinn Eleuter > and remeber, revenge is the best when served at web range :D
Rakous > Apparently Candy doesnt exist in future space time
Rakous > what a sad existence
Rakous > Not knowing the joys of eating candy
Rakous > ding a ponyri
Rakous > wow
Rakous > But i can ask for space hookers
Rakous > i guess it isnt so bad in the future
Kastio Delago > still waiting for iskies
Norus > comes in spurts
Kastio Delago > that your indian name?
Norus > lol yup
Usha Nisha > so i just got down with a private trainer at the gym, and i want to fire him... i think that means hes good at his job
Usha Nisha > done** not down
Newton Orange > you dont assume everyone is hiding somewhere? i sure do
Talon Scorpio > thats cause yer a sneak
Breg Steelforger > sneaky is good
Talon Scorpio > for sneaks
Newton Orange > well yeah im in hiding.....
Tholn Outlier > Sneaky hobbitses, tries to take my preciousss, yesss yess preciousss missilessss
Breg Steelforger > there are some nice rats here
Tholn Outlier > Why thank you, I try to keep some manners...oh wait, not what ya meant :D
Breg Steelforger > lol
Breg Steelforger > hate when I warp to a belt and pass by some stupid rock that turns off my cloak
Tholn Outlier > Doh! *looks for rocks to duct tape on*
Breg Steelforger > special rocks
Breg Steelforger > one might even say "Intrepid" rocks
Talon Scorpio > yawns
Tholn Outlier > *ba dum dum pssh*
Breg Steelforger > dang you guys got drums
Tholn Outlier > Kind of, modified empty projectile rounds :/
Breg Steelforger > creative but functional
Tholn Outlier > And they glow in the dark! Always wonder why I feel tingly while playin' 'em though
Talon Scorpio > that aint why
Breg Steelforger > a common feeling when playing the .... drums
Tholn Outlier > <.< >.>
Sparq: I'm navigating right now on the TouchPad with my tongue, I'll probably get some horrible disease BUT IT TASTES LIKE VICTORY
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Max Flame > Im gonna go stick my sausage on their bbq
Sirilius > you gonna get that little weener bitten, dont wanna lose couple more inches
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