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Esna Pitoojee > my corpmate just made me laugh so hard.
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
Soliel Lai > i have the Mathew Bellamy dildo
Soliel Lai > tho his guitar is a little bit uncomfortable
tradik: you know the problem with having 6000cm2 of screen acreage?
tradik: sometimes it takes me a fucking long time to find the cursor
cad says:
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
<@workJunkie> i'm not fat
<@workJunkie> i'm padded in case of nuclear winter
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Hear that, Mister Gistati? That is the sound of inevitability.
Minarqh > Don't play with the food.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Somewhere right now, there's an Arch Angel captain who survived his last ejection, phoning his agent about his memoir, "Sixteen Seconds to Live"
Damian Trias > That's so inconvenient. I mean I know Amarr ships have CPU problems - but in this one you can't warp and use the calculator at the same time ....
Mordred Syris > ok... why the fuck do Angels drop so many fucking mining lasers?
Lucius Foxx > they r carebears
Mordred Syris > who the fuck brings mining lasers to a fight???
Lucius Foxx > angels
Ocara Nezus > lol. we were learning about the Lungs in Biology today.. and the teacher mention deadspace.. which are the areas where air in the lungs cant be used
NeoDerrick > lol
NeoDerrick > but you told him what deadspace really is, right?
wardey > haha did you tell her what you thought it was =p
Ocara Nezus > She asked me when Deadspace was in the lungs and what it was goverened by... i actually said CONCORD
wardey > ohh a man/woman teacher??
NeoDerrick > rofl
Ocara Nezus > Women
Ocara Nezus > In front of my A Level College Biology class :P
wardey > LMAO**
Templer Relleg > You havent been sitting with me in a convo here for like.. 1 hour now, to scam me?
R0ME0 > yeah
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