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3ll3 > I'm glad you didn't argue I'd hate to have to take you over my knee and give you a jolly ood wanking!
3ll3 > NO...Spanking...spanking
3ll3 > I meant spanking O_o
Revy Daidros > Yeah, I won't risk that!!!
Mehashi 'Kho > Im waiting for puberty, I was told ill grow breasts, here I am a 28year old guy, but no breasts! I know, im a freak :(
EXZODIER > no 1 in there right mind would run an empty hauler in 0.0
Lord Mountbatten > only the medically insane
Lord Mountbatten > hence my internet connection to my padded cell
Lord Mountbatten > **No more electric shocks, pllllleeeaseee!!!! I never stabbed him for fun! It was the voooiiicesss!! They told me to do it! Arggghh**
PyroChemist > although since coming back my wallet has grown by 2bil :)
Talosen > *cough*
Shauuri > nothing like comin back to a blinky wallet :P
PyroChemist > /emote pets zed's wallet
J'inn > If it grows when you pet it . . . it's not his wallet
Frank Horrigan > im tired of loot not making any sense
Stavlokar Cerebus > You shouldn't try to have a conversation with your loot
BiONetworks > OK
BiONetworks > LISTEN UP
BiONetworks > I NEED 3 TOOTHPICKS, SOIME STRING, 2 DR PEPPER CANS AND 1 WINDOWS FOR DUMMIES BOOK
Raptorweb > lol
BiONetworks > and i can make us 50 tachyon beam 2 lasers
T0SHIR0 > but is just a game :)
T0SHIR0 > we are only players
T0SHIR0 > we respect us each other no ?
Jenina Hawke > Oh, I would respect you more if you had not logged off in a panic when you found yourself in a gatecamp
Jenina Hawke > Twice...
Alvatore DiMarco > I wonder what the thorax will turn into post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
jih chop > >.>
jih chop > Spacemonkeys!
jih chop > there's EVERYWHERE
DeeeBo > where?
jih chop > in git's butt
jih chop > they're having a party
jih chop > they were trying to swing on his vine
jih chop > but it's too short and they kept falling aff
jih chop > ZOMG! that's going on OMGRAWR
jih chop > because there are FAR TOO FEW jokes about GiT's penis on OMGRAWR
DeeeBo > lol
jih chop > Sooooooo, lemme see if I've got this right - Erastara has been a member for about half an hour, and the first time he meets his CEO, he gets that ↑ ??
DeeeBo > yup
jih chop > yeah, that seems about right
Jacob Etienne > Prom!
Jacob Etienne > sup!
Promon Delnai > Jake!
Promon Delnai > nothin!
Jacob Etienne > great!
Jacob Etienne > me neither!
Promon Delnai > ...sweet!
Jacob Etienne > prozac ftw!
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