Reavos Vishad > omg, you can compact the member list
Reavos Vishad > local won't be a fucking nightmare anymore :D:D:D:D
Reavos Vishad > and i won't have to look at ur ugly faces :P
Reavos Vishad > CCP, i take back everything i said about you over the last year :)
DraLaFi > ♥
Reavos Vishad > local won't be a fucking nightmare anymore :D:D:D:D
Reavos Vishad > and i won't have to look at ur ugly faces :P
Reavos Vishad > CCP, i take back everything i said about you over the last year :)
DraLaFi > ♥
Extreme Failz > your a really nice guy
Extreme Failz > can I join your corp?
Alaztor > U are alredy in my corp
Alaztor > This is a starter corp we're in now
Extreme Failz > oh so your a noob too like me?
Alaztor > This corp is not player runned
Alaztor > Yep
Extreme Failz > can I join your corp?
Alaztor > U are alredy in my corp
Alaztor > This is a starter corp we're in now
Extreme Failz > oh so your a noob too like me?
Alaztor > This corp is not player runned
Alaztor > Yep
Gorion Wassenar > my car died today
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Nakal Ashera > Oh god I can't tell when people are talking about penises and when they are not now in here
W1ck3d 8uZz > don't forget that mwd increeses ships signature radius by 500%
Uvarov > If you were in a dread you could get mistaken for a small moon. Next thing you know someone would be mining you.
Uvarov > If you were in a dread you could get mistaken for a small moon. Next thing you know someone would be mining you.
Arvald > /emote unzips pants
Arvald > let this be our final battle -_-
Arvald > let this be our final battle -_-
Eriks Black > the ares is crap, the lachesis, eris, and oneiros have the worst paint job imaginable
Kye Kenshin > onerios looks like its used by a pimp to carry whores around in
Kye Kenshin > onerios looks like its used by a pimp to carry whores around in
[Duke Kessler] right clicking is God of doing anything in EVE. I pitty the fool that has a broken right mouse button
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Kinvaryn > xgongivitoyuh hegongivitoyuh
Thufir Bezluden > no, you really don't want to put your tongue in the mixers until they are off
Thufir Bezluden > no, you really don't want to put your tongue in the mixers until they are off