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Feyde Harkonen > Never have figured out the programming AI of drones...
Feyde Harkonen > "Is capsuleer attacking selected target? Y or N"
Feyde Harkonen > Y
Feyde Harkonen > "Cool. Attacking something else, then."
HavvieG > /emote confirms his status as a dESEPERADO ROCKET CHAIR
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Spud_Pandemonium> Wrath of the Lich King
<Spud_Pandemonium> Not too shabby.
<Snowman> the siege thing sounds mildly interesting
<Spud_Pandemonium> Which siege thing?
<Snowman> Engage in epic siege warfare, deploying mighty siege engines to lay waste to destructible buildings in your path.
<Spud_Pandemonium> Ooo.
<Spud_Pandemonium> So..WoW is introducing POS's and dreads?
<Spud_Pandemonium> Interesting.
<Spud_Pandemonium> Someones gonna be awful mad when their Catapult desynchs.
Pilk > Oops. Okay, fair enough. I'm not the only one who tried to jump to it from that system, though, since several people said something about it being bugged in Fleet.
Pilk > Because stupidity, you see, is canceled out by large quantities of friends doing the same thing.
Pilk > c.f. Pamplona, anything that happens in a group while drunk, etc.
Ryea Eripmav > if that happens im gonna devote my life to god
Jonny Damordred > :(
Evanda Char > God doesn't do anal
Ryea Eripmav > tell that to Sodom
Gunz4Hire > GF :)
Zhaymus Hockhold > Thanks
Zhaymus Hockhold > That's all I really wanted, didn't even use my scram
Gunz4Hire > My bad - Try'd to vary dist. from usual ....that made me :|
Zhaymus Hockhold > meh I had my second BCU offlined to keep the cpu for a scram
Gunz4Hire > U got into my hull .... Now i gotta use time to fix that :D
Gunz4Hire > But thnx for the fight anyway - was a learning as allways :)
Zhaymus Hockhold > Thank you, that couldn't have gone better, we both had fun
Gunz4Hire > Yeah :D
Avaricia > jesus fucking christ, is this woodstock? kill eachother, squish the pod, and shut up already
Dust Angel > i wish my shit glowed in the dark
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Grell Grimslade > I am making trip anyhow so it is pro boner
Grell Grimslade > errr bono
<Makmit>$orders
<Makmit>Oops
<Makmit>!orders
<Crossfire2142>fail
* AnzaBot says yes Crossfire2142 you fail epically..oh wait, is nic v running a fleet, if so he fails moar
<Rooman>lol
<Crossfire2142>mmm
<Rooman>bot is wroking with no ! at minute
* AnzaBot says you're not gonna get my attention like that... try sending me some iskies!!!
<Rooman>stupid bot picking up text
* AnzaBot says watch who you are calling stupid Rooman
<Rooman>fuck off
<umine>!orders
<Dylanous_Croft>stupid bot
* AnzaBot says watch who you are calling stupid Dylanous_Croft
<Dylanous_Croft>oh dear
<Crossfire2142>i think the quips functionality should be removed
<Crossfire2142>just ban the nick until he fixes it then
<Dylanous_Croft>rick roll
* AnzaBot says never gonna give you up - never gonna let you down - never gonna run around and desert you - never gonna make you cry - never gonna say goodbye - never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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