<@Chribba> [ 2009.01.30 09:19:56 ] (combat) CONCORD Police Commander aims well at you, inflicting 434500.1 damage.
<@zofu> Chribba: you know, that concord commander just pasted that as a wrecking shot in concord faction channel ...
<@zofu> Chribba: you know, that concord commander just pasted that as a wrecking shot in concord faction channel ...
Kybernetes Moros > I'd happily use my free AUR if there was anything that looked good that Kyber'd wear. Hell, something that looked decent and wasn't monocle prices might see ISK expenditure. >_>
Norrin Ellis > /emote fluffles Ulf.
Ulphus > Hi Norrin - And Kyber, how would you look in that skirt?
Kybernetes Moros > I would look stupendous, Ulf
Katrina Oniseki > Kyber in some lacey lingerie
Ulphus > Exactly!
Katrina Oniseki > mmmmmm
Katrina Oniseki > /emote imagines Kyber in high heels and stockings
Katrina Oniseki > "Sansha's nation isn't just Utopia... it's also FABULOUS!"
Norrin Ellis > /emote fluffles Ulf.
Ulphus > Hi Norrin - And Kyber, how would you look in that skirt?
Kybernetes Moros > I would look stupendous, Ulf
Katrina Oniseki > Kyber in some lacey lingerie
Ulphus > Exactly!
Katrina Oniseki > mmmmmm
Katrina Oniseki > /emote imagines Kyber in high heels and stockings
Katrina Oniseki > "Sansha's nation isn't just Utopia... it's also FABULOUS!"
Radeberger > doh
Radeberger > gah
Radeberger > that was dumb
Radeberger > just lost my raven
Radeberger > beacuse i blew up my alts jetcan
Radeberger > lol
Radeberger > gah
Radeberger > that was dumb
Radeberger > just lost my raven
Radeberger > beacuse i blew up my alts jetcan
Radeberger > lol
Builder AlphaOne > help channel reports market fubared all over eve
Builder AlphaOne > prepare for system crash ... severe lag reported in many regions
Builder AlphaOne > make sure your beer is cold
Scipio Amarrianus > rgr
Builder AlphaOne > prepare for system crash ... severe lag reported in many regions
Builder AlphaOne > make sure your beer is cold
Scipio Amarrianus > rgr
Lensherr > i was allalone a minute ago
jack bigbooty > any GM's here at the moment?
Securus > You still are.
Lensherr > nope
Securus > You don't think we are real?
Securus > Tsk, tsk.
Lensherr > ofcourse you are
Nath042 > hello?
Fenrus Amerus > moo
Nath042 > moooo?
Xiphius Epsilon > moo2
Lensherr > gronk
Fenrus Amerus > moo 2 u 2
Nath042 > moo moo
Le Skunk > whatus?
Hugo Strange > huh?
Securus > This all makes sense when you are drunk.
Hugo Strange > ah
Securus > Or so the voices tell me.
Hugo Strange > yeah but... moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > m o o
Hugo Strange > why moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > no one here but us cows?
jack bigbooty > any GM's here at the moment?
Securus > You still are.
Lensherr > nope
Securus > You don't think we are real?
Securus > Tsk, tsk.
Lensherr > ofcourse you are
Nath042 > hello?
Fenrus Amerus > moo
Nath042 > moooo?
Xiphius Epsilon > moo2
Lensherr > gronk
Fenrus Amerus > moo 2 u 2
Nath042 > moo moo
Le Skunk > whatus?
Hugo Strange > huh?
Securus > This all makes sense when you are drunk.
Hugo Strange > ah
Securus > Or so the voices tell me.
Hugo Strange > yeah but... moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > m o o
Hugo Strange > why moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > no one here but us cows?
High Sierra > its like that moment after sex when you arent sure if your date is going to moo or baa
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Xtreme Wrath > wow I am gettign stupid FPS....
Xtreme Wrath > 114 on avg
Xtreme Wrath > fuck did they fix eve?
Xtreme Wrath > wtf?
Star Dog > ye i noticed that too
Star Dog > very smooth
gibson banjer > dunno man but mine are off the hook as well
Xtreme Wrath > 114 on avg
Xtreme Wrath > fuck did they fix eve?
Xtreme Wrath > wtf?
Star Dog > ye i noticed that too
Star Dog > very smooth
gibson banjer > dunno man but mine are off the hook as well
titanstory > dontlike man you take veldspart in can
titanstory > its a pirate, and pirate go to 0.1 to 0.4 not in empire then go out for meet you friends
titanstory > its a pirate, and pirate go to 0.1 to 0.4 not in empire then go out for meet you friends
Penelope Perminas > Riv, I dont know how to tell you this, but Dildos are not shaped like that :(