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Jacob Etienne > thing is, in hurricane territory you can go looting
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
James Copper > "And lo did the gods of darkness rise up, and swear, and cry out, 'Lo, see you not that these must be cheating, as they have pwned all our minions so repeatedly?' and then did Oveur reach for his holy nerf-bat...."
Amaterasu Mikoto > what would you do with a region? =P
Verone > i'd develop spacewhales tbh
Verone > and let them breed in asteroid belts
Verone > yas, pink ones and blue ones
Verone > with one flipper bigger than the other so they float in circles
Verone > ^_^
Hell March > do these peoples consider the BS there child is gonna have to go for because there geeky ass parents thought oh thats cute or cool
Hell March > For example Pickle Parker
Heliocon > rofl
dca0508 > haha
dca0508 > that one i licked
dca0508 > liked^^
Hell March > ewww you licked parkers pickle
Test Ctrl > they shouldnt be mining
Test Ctrl > whining*
Promon Delnai > and im probably missing a few big ones
Test Ctrl > wtf :
Alekzander > and i just hosed my monitor in snot
Promon Delnai > lol that was an eve slip
wizzard66  > but i pisses agains an electric fence one day as a boy
wizzard66  > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66  > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66  > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66  > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66  > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66  > an erection that last a week
wizzard66  > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66  > but..
wizzard66  > my heart couldnt take it i guess
Rhodin Lazarith > so, there I am, sitting off the jump bridge in Q-T waiting for something to come through
Rhodin Lazarith > then I realized
Rhodin Lazarith > we blew up the connection on the other side yesterday
Verone > NNNNYYYEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA
Verone > PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWEWPEWPEWPEW
Verone > RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA
Verone > BOOOM BOOM BOOOM
Verone > *CRYING BABIES*
Verone > RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA NNNNYYYEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Verone > OMG TEH CAPTAIN, SHE CAN'T TAKE TEH MUCH MOAR OF DIS
Verone > PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Verone > RAISE TEH FORAWRD DEFLEKTOR SHIELDS!!11ONE
Verone > PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Verone > RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA BOOM
Adrien Bastalle > You forgot to give V his meds again Koko?
Kyoko Sakoda > He got into my Blue Pill.
Kringlebageren > Any of you who knows what the Price/output is for Platinum insurance for a Armageddon?
Dreadchain > I typed Armageddon Insurance in google.....Lulz were had
Tiberius Wenchel > The best description I've heard of the Echelon thus far is when my wife logged in yesterday and said "Ew! That's a butt!"
Ze'ev Sinraali > Your wife has some strange ideas about butts.
Tiberius Wenchel > Well, you've never seen me naked.
Stitcher > and after this conversation, I don't want to
Tiberius Wenchel > Admit that a little part of you is curious about the spinny bit.
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