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Project 69 > you again?.. are you following me?
Wirrtuell > oh , uh, my cloaking-device have malfunction
Project 69 > sitting in the bushes infront of my bathroom isn't cloaking
Silent Fox > raw smurf FoF?
Raem Civrie > looks neutral
Silent Fox > ok
Jim Lovell > lol
Raem Civrie > I mean
Raem Civrie > there's nothing like, say
Raem Civrie > "I LOVE TO BATHE IN IAC BLODO"
Raem Civrie > or
Jim Lovell > haha
Raem Civrie > "MY HOBBIES INCLUDE BATTERING IAC PUPPIES"
Jim Lovell > hehe
Raem Civrie > I've found that once you grasp the basic principles, identifying neutrals becomes easy
* Farcaster attempts to cram a 1400 on a rifter
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
Mizhara Del'thul > Urgh. Hate coronaries. Break off my RP completely, and when I get back, everyone's gone.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... err... and of course so very sad for the diseased.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote coughs.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... yeah, this job makes you jaded.
fpshacker > wesley snipes is going to jail
fpshacker > though
sodney > its k when the lights go out hell blend into the darkness and sneak out
sodney > itll be like escape from butcher bay
sodney > with wesley snipes
Lucius Britannia > hey jypsie. how are you?
Jypsie > Doing well, just getting started for the night
Lucius Britannia > awesome
Lucius Britannia > I'm running a mish with my gf
Jypsie > is that what you two call it now? :P
Lucius Britannia > that's the best kind of mission.
Lucius Britannia > No aggro
Lucius Britannia > lots of loot
Lucius Britannia > we're talking faction loot
Lucius Britannia > and the standing is the best
Lucius Britannia > or laying down whichever you prefer
Lucius Britannia > Once you get docking rights, it's all good from there
Lucius Britannia > it's really great when you fit a sensor booster
Lucius Britannia > and hardners are a MUST
Jypsie > definitly
Xephys > Welcome to DTS
Stratigic > first things first,
Xephys > Strat's gay
Stratigic > Xephys dodgy, look out for him
Stratigic > FACK
Stratigic > too slow
Butcher Rabbit > I lubs Dominion...but not as much as Phi, my rifter
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol
Azia Burgi > in the UK you are only allowed to say you are a civil servant, you can't say for which department or what your access is
Ned Hamford > thats no fun Aradia
Azia Burgi > aradia isn't here
Ned Hamford > err, Azia
Azia Burgi > ....
Amara Westen > o.O
Azia Burgi > i think i know why ned's relationship broke now...
Ned Hamford > I'm going on vacation with Aradia next week
Azia Burgi > you called out "azia" while having sex didn't you?
Ned Hamford > hah
Tobin Shalim > that's not so bad. one time, i called this girl "mom"
Ixtlilton > was it your mom?
Azia Burgi > awkward
Tobin Shalim > no
Soulfarrak > heh, im just in a harby, but i got the "reach out and touch em" skills
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