Ubercado > Hey baby I'm like a Celestis, I can make you damp from across the room
Jesse Shively > My ass looks like Chewbacca getting sucked into a black hole.
Alexander Kuvkei > some crazy lady drove trough the front of our building at work
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
Cat1977 > put explosive hard on
Jacob Etienne > you have an explosive hardon?
Jacob Etienne > jesus
Jacob Etienne > you have an explosive hardon?
Jacob Etienne > jesus
Arkaihnen > next time im pvping minmatar btw, ima do so in a dessie fitted with 8 salvagers. 'your salvager hits sleipnir perfectly, wrecking it for 10 titanium bars, 3 armor plates, 1 roll of ductape, some plastic and garbage'
Admiral Nexus > MY CORP IS RICH
Jarvan Gray > MY TANK IS FIGHT
Screaming Blade > MY DOG IS SCOOTIng ITS ASS ON THE WOOD FLOOR
Jarvan Gray > MY TANK IS FIGHT
Screaming Blade > MY DOG IS SCOOTIng ITS ASS ON THE WOOD FLOOR
Edward Price > I loved the movie "day of the jackal"
Starfire > if it was made in Jita it would have been called "Day of the jack ass"
Starfire > if it was made in Jita it would have been called "Day of the jack ass"
sodney > i was trying to combine my 2 favorite things: chinese food and hookers, and all i came up with chinese hookers as food :|
sodney > if the coppers come tell em i said i regret it but they were delicious
sodney > if the coppers come tell em i said i regret it but they were delicious
Matonius2 > MO NOT CLEAR!!!
Matonius2 > 13 KOS in M-O
Matonius2 > oops
FubarSF > define "oops"
Matonius2 > I am in fact in Taisy
Matonius2 > 13 KOS in M-O
Matonius2 > oops
FubarSF > define "oops"
Matonius2 > I am in fact in Taisy
IceGuerilla > I wish that guy had stuck around so I could punch his corpse in the mouth.