Biggenstein > really
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Strife Phoenix: How does one get his girl to actually start playing EVE?
A lot of tries, all stubbornly refused, I fail at recruiting :(
FingerThief:
Step 1: Befriend them ( don't mention your EVE Addiction )
Step 2: Charm them ( as above )
Step 3: Marry them ( hint to your EVE Addiction )
Step 4: She has "Migrane" you have a "Fleet battle" ( that should raise some interest in her to play the game, if you prefer "Fleet battles" to the other thing )
Step 5: Distribute QT based on shipkills ( if she tends towards PvP ) or m³ mined ( if she's a miner )
A lot of tries, all stubbornly refused, I fail at recruiting :(
FingerThief:
Step 1: Befriend them ( don't mention your EVE Addiction )
Step 2: Charm them ( as above )
Step 3: Marry them ( hint to your EVE Addiction )
Step 4: She has "Migrane" you have a "Fleet battle" ( that should raise some interest in her to play the game, if you prefer "Fleet battles" to the other thing )
Step 5: Distribute QT based on shipkills ( if she tends towards PvP ) or m³ mined ( if she's a miner )
Kanadork > 3f status?
Sovereign Enterprise > PARTAYYYYYYYYY
Sovereign Enterprise > PARTAYYYYYYYYY
SpaceTigerCross > on a side note... i really need to get myself a GF... cuz im playing WoW and EVE at the sametime and that just screams... bad things
Goodwin > hey didn't I mention the next time Khai is on, one of you, I forgot who should ask him about his thoughts on Vespas
Panabas > ahhh that was me
Panabas > for the Domi yes
Khai > They're for "the gays"
Caesar Rae > ??
Caesar Rae > don't ask, don't tell
Khai > right, don't tell me you have a Vespa and I won't ask how your boyfriend is doing
Panabas > ahhh that was me
Panabas > for the Domi yes
Khai > They're for "the gays"
Caesar Rae > ??
Caesar Rae > don't ask, don't tell
Khai > right, don't tell me you have a Vespa and I won't ask how your boyfriend is doing
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Tiberius Wenchel > The old genetics textbook I have says babies are made by a little man in the sperm called a homonculus.
Tiberius Wenchel > It has a picture. There's a splash page of a giant sperm with a scary little man riding inside it like a spaceship.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... Stewie Griffin?
Stitcher > the mental image of an army of stewie griffins shooting out of my cock is going to give me nightmares tonight
Stitcher > although the sheer surreality of that sentence does mitigate things somewhat
Tiberius Wenchel > It has a picture. There's a splash page of a giant sperm with a scary little man riding inside it like a spaceship.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... Stewie Griffin?
Stitcher > the mental image of an army of stewie griffins shooting out of my cock is going to give me nightmares tonight
Stitcher > although the sheer surreality of that sentence does mitigate things somewhat
Demitron > Pos password ?
maria stallion > asps
Saul Dhampir > ITS NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN IN LOCAL IS IT?
maria stallion > asps
Saul Dhampir > ITS NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN IN LOCAL IS IT?
Nova Rain > Blob, noun: An opposing fleet that isn't strictly inferior to yours.
Nova Rain > And given your fleet, you must see a lot of blobs. :(
Nova Rain > And given your fleet, you must see a lot of blobs. :(
Madmartigan5 > this is killing me, I'm sitting here where the autopilot bookmark has sent me to intercept this convoy and there is nothing here but me. I'm not sure how long I have to wait but it just doesn't seem right. I'm not past the expiration date.
Manethrall > fly around a little lol
Madmartigan5 > k
Madmartigan5 > i'm orbiting the acceleration gate at 5000 M, there is nothing else around to fly to, so I don't want to get tooo far away.
Manethrall > doh, use the gate
Manethrall > fly around a little lol
Madmartigan5 > k
Madmartigan5 > i'm orbiting the acceleration gate at 5000 M, there is nothing else around to fly to, so I don't want to get tooo far away.
Manethrall > doh, use the gate