Blutreiter > GRAAAAH
Blutreiter > kill! hurt! grief! pod! pinch nipples!
Mortiaca > noooooo
Mortiaca > no pinching nipples
Blutreiter > ...i hate my router ;/
Mortiaca > ok well maybe just a little :)
Blutreiter > oh sorry, just had a disconnect
Blutreiter > hardware issues always legitimize minor molesting
Mortiaca > lol
Blutreiter > kill! hurt! grief! pod! pinch nipples!
Mortiaca > noooooo
Mortiaca > no pinching nipples
Blutreiter > ...i hate my router ;/
Mortiaca > ok well maybe just a little :)
Blutreiter > oh sorry, just had a disconnect
Blutreiter > hardware issues always legitimize minor molesting
Mortiaca > lol
Milnar II > i had a whole set of torp launchers i had to completely get rid of cuz they never did damage
Milnar II > even after repackagin
Milnar II > was the wierdest thing
Baalkon > u bought that made in jita crap again didnt u?
MojowScout > shoulda known better :p
Milnar II > even after repackagin
Milnar II > was the wierdest thing
Baalkon > u bought that made in jita crap again didnt u?
MojowScout > shoulda known better :p
EVE System > Subspace communication beacon unreachable. Channel list unavailable.
LinearBurn Aideron > sup
Devur > sup boi
Ochtulo Thon > Howdy
Devur > who the fuck are you?
Ochtulo Thon > WHO the fuck are YOU!
Devur > I'm DA WHO!
Devur > WHOOOO ARE YOU
Devur > WHO WHO WHO WHO
Ochtulo Thon > Nice Tengu Dvur...
Devur > Tengu?
Devur > whose Tengu lol
Ochtulo Thon > Have fun, and watch your back.
Devur > lol
Devur > lols cheetah
Devur > so uh
Devur > who was that guy? lol
Devur > he must have been like our voyeur
Devur > watching the gangbang going on in here
Devur > from afar covertly
LinearBurn Aideron > sup
Devur > sup boi
Ochtulo Thon > Howdy
Devur > who the fuck are you?
Ochtulo Thon > WHO the fuck are YOU!
Devur > I'm DA WHO!
Devur > WHOOOO ARE YOU
Devur > WHO WHO WHO WHO
Ochtulo Thon > Nice Tengu Dvur...
Devur > Tengu?
Devur > whose Tengu lol
Ochtulo Thon > Have fun, and watch your back.
Devur > lol
Devur > lols cheetah
Devur > so uh
Devur > who was that guy? lol
Devur > he must have been like our voyeur
Devur > watching the gangbang going on in here
Devur > from afar covertly
jih chop > you are gonna LOVE 0.0 as home
Auredol > I am hoping so, it sounds nice
jih chop > ah the isk flows like wine
jih chop > and ppl fly right to your door to be killed
jih chop > it's a magical place
Auredol > truly the land of milk and honey
Auredol > and splodiness
Auredol > I am hoping so, it sounds nice
jih chop > ah the isk flows like wine
jih chop > and ppl fly right to your door to be killed
jih chop > it's a magical place
Auredol > truly the land of milk and honey
Auredol > and splodiness
<@Viceroy> hahahhahahahahahaha
<@Viceroy> CCP has to add a new patch note
<@Viceroy> "4/10 blood raider complexes are now considerably harder"
<@Viceroy> I just pirated a guy who came here to whore the overseer for a bpc
<@Viceroy> I was in an ashimmu
<@Viceroy> I went "Hi, I'm the new deadspace overseer
<@Viceroy> "No more easy bpcs!"
<@Viceroy> I have overseer effects and passkeys in my cargo too
<@Viceroy> Viceroy > That will teach you to come to our monastries and steal our blueprints!
<@Viceroy> funny thing is I have high blood raider standings too
<@Viceroy> and behind my portrait, there's a blood raider banner
<@Viceroy> CCP has to add a new patch note
<@Viceroy> "4/10 blood raider complexes are now considerably harder"
<@Viceroy> I just pirated a guy who came here to whore the overseer for a bpc
<@Viceroy> I was in an ashimmu
<@Viceroy> I went "Hi, I'm the new deadspace overseer
<@Viceroy> "No more easy bpcs!"
<@Viceroy> I have overseer effects and passkeys in my cargo too
<@Viceroy> Viceroy > That will teach you to come to our monastries and steal our blueprints!
<@Viceroy> funny thing is I have high blood raider standings too
<@Viceroy> and behind my portrait, there's a blood raider banner
Arkale Dark > whats wrong with shield tanking a apoc? it could out-tank your navy mega any day
Lodalia Renoire > O.o I think a RPer just suicided on me.
Lodalia Renoire > Guy in a destroyer gave me a rant on how I need to get my Gallentine skanky ass out of a holy vessel like this BC... and when I said no actually shot at me in 1.0 space. Concord was not amused.
Lorrim > lmfao! Fanatics, gotta love'em.
Kia Sylvaticus > hey do not forget to salvage his wreck
Gaspar Destrum > i hope you lotted + slavaged his dumb ass
Lodalia Renoire > I think it was went I told them about the lesbian orgies I planned to conduct that did it. >.>
Lodalia Renoire > Oh yeah. Just a stupid gatling laser and armor plates tho...
Lorrim > Well I'm sure he'll get all kinds of blessings back in medbay for taking the holy crusade to the unwashed heathens.
Lodalia Renoire > Hah ha ha! Now he's threatening to get on his BS if I don't eject from my ship and leave Amarr space immediately!
Lodalia Renoire > "::Just looks at the concord ships still floating around her.:: Do what you got to do Bubby.
c'happa'ii > if he wants u to eject tell him to make u lol
Lodalia Renoire > That just makes my morning.
Teyrala > amarr RPers are all insane.
Lodalia Renoire > Kinda like most southern baptists I know.
Teyrala > well, all RPers are slightly insane, but amarr more than most
Lodalia Renoire > Guy in a destroyer gave me a rant on how I need to get my Gallentine skanky ass out of a holy vessel like this BC... and when I said no actually shot at me in 1.0 space. Concord was not amused.
Lorrim > lmfao! Fanatics, gotta love'em.
Kia Sylvaticus > hey do not forget to salvage his wreck
Gaspar Destrum > i hope you lotted + slavaged his dumb ass
Lodalia Renoire > I think it was went I told them about the lesbian orgies I planned to conduct that did it. >.>
Lodalia Renoire > Oh yeah. Just a stupid gatling laser and armor plates tho...
Lorrim > Well I'm sure he'll get all kinds of blessings back in medbay for taking the holy crusade to the unwashed heathens.
Lodalia Renoire > Hah ha ha! Now he's threatening to get on his BS if I don't eject from my ship and leave Amarr space immediately!
Lodalia Renoire > "::Just looks at the concord ships still floating around her.:: Do what you got to do Bubby.
c'happa'ii > if he wants u to eject tell him to make u lol
Lodalia Renoire > That just makes my morning.
Teyrala > amarr RPers are all insane.
Lodalia Renoire > Kinda like most southern baptists I know.
Teyrala > well, all RPers are slightly insane, but amarr more than most
Kael Sillumen > "Send in the ISD, swat will be late"
turnschuh > hahah
turnschuh > another domi
Xmodum > asshole
Radeberger > lol damn
Xmodum > Where are you
Radeberger > bs or cruiser?
turnschuh > I dont tell you :p
turnschuh > cruiser
Xmodum > Good, cause I'll just look on the map.
turnschuh > buuuu
Xmodum > Knowing EVE mechanics 4tw.
turnschuh > spying corpmates 4tl
turnschuh > another domi
Xmodum > asshole
Radeberger > lol damn
Xmodum > Where are you
Radeberger > bs or cruiser?
turnschuh > I dont tell you :p
turnschuh > cruiser
Xmodum > Good, cause I'll just look on the map.
turnschuh > buuuu
Xmodum > Knowing EVE mechanics 4tw.
turnschuh > spying corpmates 4tl
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment