apple2gs > can i borrow 50mil isk from some one i might pay it back :)
Schlachten > i like how my drones arent listening to my fuck'n commands
Schlachten > damn you dreones!
Mysterious Stranger > ouch
Mysterious Stranger > train up Drone Smacktalk to level 3
Mysterious Stranger > that should teach em
Schlachten > damn you dreones!
Mysterious Stranger > ouch
Mysterious Stranger > train up Drone Smacktalk to level 3
Mysterious Stranger > that should teach em
Nevin Dread > "i know what im doing" famus last words
Nystoriel > :P
Nystoriel > mine typically consist of "oh fuck a cyno" or "LEEEEEEROOYYYYY"
Nevin Dread > lol
Nevin Dread > how about "oms>villore would probably be shortest"
Nevin Dread > or "whats a cyno?"
Nystoriel > :P
Nevin Dread > "guys theres a bunch of red stuff on my overveiw, whats that mean?"
Nystoriel > if it's red it's dead
Nystoriel > :P
Nystoriel > mine typically consist of "oh fuck a cyno" or "LEEEEEEROOYYYYY"
Nevin Dread > lol
Nevin Dread > how about "oms>villore would probably be shortest"
Nevin Dread > or "whats a cyno?"
Nystoriel > :P
Nevin Dread > "guys theres a bunch of red stuff on my overveiw, whats that mean?"
Nystoriel > if it's red it's dead
Kyoko Sakoda > I mean, okay, be butthurt if it upsets you, but then use some vaseline and get over it. :X
trenny jr > genos joined pl
Proxyyyy > Your p late
trenny jr > at least im not premature like some people
Proxyyyy > Your p late
trenny jr > at least im not premature like some people
Neoptolomeus > "You are flagged for stealing from an unsecured tree. Agression countdown 15 minutes." - God, to Adam and Eve after they took the apples.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
* +ToxicFire sits ulviirala down at pc with a copy of wow and sits back to see what happens
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
Mr Siman> I still find it funny that i' doing deliveries in a drake
Mr Siman> can you imagine that? A fucking battlecruiser lands and everyone's all like "oh shit" and then some dude opens the cargo hatch and goes "here's your fucking seeds" and then they fly off
Skirge > FUCK
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do