<imp> CCP better get back to work now, I don't care that's it's night time already.. in Soviet Russia, BUGS FIX YOU!
Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Dagalla > I just tried to fire a missile at a roid and mine a rat
Onyxalia La'fiette > this is new...
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Boom Boom Longtime > i got in first
Brock Nelson > time for you to pull out of tasko
Boom Boom Longtime > no u
Brock Nelson > ok, we'll do it together
Brock Nelson > slowly
Brock Nelson > otherwise he'll discharge something ugly
Boom Boom Longtime > good lord your imagination runs wild dude
Brock Nelson > indeed
Brock Nelson > time for you to pull out of tasko
Boom Boom Longtime > no u
Brock Nelson > ok, we'll do it together
Brock Nelson > slowly
Brock Nelson > otherwise he'll discharge something ugly
Boom Boom Longtime > good lord your imagination runs wild dude
Brock Nelson > indeed
Celilmandir > i think i found a way to speed up mining
Celilmandir > just do something else while you mine, like reading forums, or watching videos on youtube. you think you've been at it for 30sec-1min but noooooooo, when you come back to EVE, cargo is full and lasers are off >_>
Chuck Vandam > i just watch tv :P
Celilmandir > oh man
Celilmandir > should i be watching tv, i just might as well quit mining altogether
Chuck Vandam > haha :P
Celilmandir > belt rats would kill me without me noticing it
Celilmandir > just do something else while you mine, like reading forums, or watching videos on youtube. you think you've been at it for 30sec-1min but noooooooo, when you come back to EVE, cargo is full and lasers are off >_>
Chuck Vandam > i just watch tv :P
Celilmandir > oh man
Celilmandir > should i be watching tv, i just might as well quit mining altogether
Chuck Vandam > haha :P
Celilmandir > belt rats would kill me without me noticing it
NobodyHolme > Screw it, brb, checking amazon for underwear
Darth Vaderr > I haf becom an egge!
Qu33n N3criZ > hey guys... i need to up my powergrid by 100% any ideas????
Cybermanzero > buy a new ship
Cybermanzero > buy a new ship
Kimimaro Yoga: Why did clone jumping cost you so much? Dying into other bodies?
Tristan Acoma: Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: because it requires designer genes
Tristan Acoma: Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: because it requires designer genes