BeanBagKing > o/
BeanBagKing > I think I put more vodka in this glass that I thought...
Konferge > o/
De'Veldrin > Everything is better with vodka
Konferge > no wonder you're so happy
BeanBagKing > my carrier is like my dick, I only get to pull it out about once a year, so I might as well celebrate right?
De'Veldrin > Damned right.
Konferge > Exactly
Konferge > So my carrier is like your dick, once a year, my Aeon must be like mine... never
BeanBagKing > I think I put more vodka in this glass that I thought...
Konferge > o/
De'Veldrin > Everything is better with vodka
Konferge > no wonder you're so happy
BeanBagKing > my carrier is like my dick, I only get to pull it out about once a year, so I might as well celebrate right?
De'Veldrin > Damned right.
Konferge > Exactly
Konferge > So my carrier is like your dick, once a year, my Aeon must be like mine... never
Frederick Garrish > Lemme explain Nova to you
Frederick Garrish > Someone could rape your sister, and you'd be on your way over to slit his throat, and run into Nova on the way, you'll end up having tea and crumpets with the fucker talking out your differences
Frederick Garrish > He's a cool guy
Frederick Garrish > Someone could rape your sister, and you'd be on your way over to slit his throat, and run into Nova on the way, you'll end up having tea and crumpets with the fucker talking out your differences
Frederick Garrish > He's a cool guy
Alexsus industrial > my beers warm!
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB
April Glue > There are 1000s of elite miners in eve just retarded macros spoil our rep
Ahilej Ljudomor > Same can be said about dicks and dildos :)
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > true that
Ahilej Ljudomor > Same can be said about dicks and dildos :)
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > true that
Jala Darkharvest > what about the **** teamspeak
Jala Darkharvest > im confused :(
Jala Darkharvest > their password is ASK YOUR CEO and that doesnt work
Spoz Virtus > lol i hope trolling :P
Jala Darkharvest > <.<
Jala Darkharvest > im confused :(
Jala Darkharvest > their password is ASK YOUR CEO and that doesnt work
Spoz Virtus > lol i hope trolling :P
Jala Darkharvest > <.<
<@CmdrRat> A friend at work told me she was pregnant
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
Biggenstein > really
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Oni Seraph > well you know where to find us
Detrevni > on our killboard?
Detrevni > on our killboard?
Obsidian Hawk > oh shit im now the ceo
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Mehtal : gummi my brothers friend lost his virginity to a male prositute in spain
Mehtal : he thought it was a woman
Rose Starshine : wow
Rose Starshine : well, I hope she taught him something, LOL
Arro Cera : cept if that happened to me i would beat the living shit out of him/her untill it had no breath
Rose Starshine : buyer beware
Mehtal : This product may contain sausage
Mehtal : he thought it was a woman
Rose Starshine : wow
Rose Starshine : well, I hope she taught him something, LOL
Arro Cera : cept if that happened to me i would beat the living shit out of him/her untill it had no breath
Rose Starshine : buyer beware
Mehtal : This product may contain sausage