SpaceMonkey > good morning
starsky cake > hemo and jaspet
starsky cake > oh morning not mining
starsky cake > hemo and jaspet
starsky cake > oh morning not mining
Aloriik > yea. well im going to do things like that when i get more into the game. just trying to get over the learning curve right now
Aloriik > its a bitch
mandaro > Eve? Learning curve?
andaro > More like learning Wall
Aloriik > HA, yea
mandaro > Lined with glass shards and machine guns.. and acid. Lots of acid.
Aloriik > its a bitch
mandaro > Eve? Learning curve?
andaro > More like learning Wall
Aloriik > HA, yea
mandaro > Lined with glass shards and machine guns.. and acid. Lots of acid.
[Star Fraction alliance chat]
Ellington > BOO
Ellington > hehe
Tara Armitage > o/
Tara Armitage > we should imitate the real alliance chats here
Tara Armitage > lkie this. wtf? weres my lewt d00d?
Kin Oreyn > OMGH4X they stole my dreadnaught!!!
Tara Armitage > u nub. how can tehy stel a dred???!!!!
Atandros > HAY GUYZ I WAS IN BELT I JUST SAW SOME RED SQURES AND NOW IM
IN A STATION
Atandros > WERES MY ARKONOR
Atandros > :'( :'( :'(
Ellington > dOOOOOOd...I'm in a station too......AWESOME!
Viqer Fell > can anyone tell me how i fit a large cannon on my
frigate, im new
Kalast Raven > THERE"S 160 online and only 12 in gang get up
here or You're getting kicked!!
Tara Armitage > wtf!!111 if there r reds u fight u nubs!!111 if i c
n1 carebearing i pod em!!1 defned the space bithces!!11
Ellington > BOO
Ellington > hehe
Tara Armitage > o/
Tara Armitage > we should imitate the real alliance chats here
Tara Armitage > lkie this. wtf? weres my lewt d00d?
Kin Oreyn > OMGH4X they stole my dreadnaught!!!
Tara Armitage > u nub. how can tehy stel a dred???!!!!
Atandros > HAY GUYZ I WAS IN BELT I JUST SAW SOME RED SQURES AND NOW IM
IN A STATION
Atandros > WERES MY ARKONOR
Atandros > :'( :'( :'(
Ellington > dOOOOOOd...I'm in a station too......AWESOME!
Viqer Fell > can anyone tell me how i fit a large cannon on my
frigate, im new
Kalast Raven > THERE"S 160 online and only 12 in gang get up
here or You're getting kicked!!
Tara Armitage > wtf!!111 if there r reds u fight u nubs!!111 if i c
n1 carebearing i pod em!!1 defned the space bithces!!11
Serahat > not that i mind but are all minmatar ships as ugly as the rupture? :}
localandbitter > well the secret is
localandbitter > they all combine to form minmatron
localandbitter > so you have to collect all the pieces first before you can see it
localandbitter > yes, the cyclone is the head
localandbitter > well the secret is
localandbitter > they all combine to form minmatron
localandbitter > so you have to collect all the pieces first before you can see it
localandbitter > yes, the cyclone is the head
Nektuu > lol I am not a frog
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
Bartul > I went to my first crawfish boil this past summer
Bartul > Had this old cajun teach me how to properly suck the head
Bartul > Had this old cajun teach me how to properly suck the head
Propehcy > They're like scouts, always prepared, I'm sure they'd have lots of lube.
(Talking about m0o)
(Talking about m0o)
Chelsea Maru > heh are you seriouse
Test Ctrl > very
Chelsea Maru > rofl
Test Ctrl > youre a month old, im assuming your drake would melt
Chelsea Maru > uh, yeah, just got it
Chelsea Maru > looken for agent
Chelsea Maru > so i will check in later
Test Ctrl > pay me isks
Chelsea Maru > rofl, i did just say i just got it right
Chelsea Maru > how much are you akien
Test Ctrl > well youre just about to get pew pewed
Chelsea Maru > yeah any way
Test Ctrl > 1milz
Chelsea Maru > 1 mil
Chelsea Maru > i have to borrow
Chelsea Maru > so you are gonna have to wait
Test Ctrl > then why did you buy a drake
Chelsea Maru > i mined for it
Chelsea Maru > mins
Test Ctrl > thats a shitload of mining lol
Chelsea Maru > yeah days
Chelsea Maru > long days
Chelsea Maru > how bout 800k
Test Ctrl > ok
Chelsea Maru > seriouse?
Test Ctrl > yes
Chelsea Maru > how do i know you aren't gonna blow me up after i transfer it
Test Ctrl > i wont
Test Ctrl > and if i did they would slap me in alliance
Test Ctrl > and thats no good
WOLFMAW > :)
Chelsea Maru > k see you at station
Test Ctrl > you just paid me 800k
Test Ctrl > to undock
Test Ctrl > fucking awesome
Chelsea Maru > well congrats
Test Ctrl > I COULDNT HAVE SHOT YOU BECASUE YOURE DOCKED LMAO!!!
Test Ctrl > very
Chelsea Maru > rofl
Test Ctrl > youre a month old, im assuming your drake would melt
Chelsea Maru > uh, yeah, just got it
Chelsea Maru > looken for agent
Chelsea Maru > so i will check in later
Test Ctrl > pay me isks
Chelsea Maru > rofl, i did just say i just got it right
Chelsea Maru > how much are you akien
Test Ctrl > well youre just about to get pew pewed
Chelsea Maru > yeah any way
Test Ctrl > 1milz
Chelsea Maru > 1 mil
Chelsea Maru > i have to borrow
Chelsea Maru > so you are gonna have to wait
Test Ctrl > then why did you buy a drake
Chelsea Maru > i mined for it
Chelsea Maru > mins
Test Ctrl > thats a shitload of mining lol
Chelsea Maru > yeah days
Chelsea Maru > long days
Chelsea Maru > how bout 800k
Test Ctrl > ok
Chelsea Maru > seriouse?
Test Ctrl > yes
Chelsea Maru > how do i know you aren't gonna blow me up after i transfer it
Test Ctrl > i wont
Test Ctrl > and if i did they would slap me in alliance
Test Ctrl > and thats no good
WOLFMAW > :)
Chelsea Maru > k see you at station
Test Ctrl > you just paid me 800k
Test Ctrl > to undock
Test Ctrl > fucking awesome
Chelsea Maru > well congrats
Test Ctrl > I COULDNT HAVE SHOT YOU BECASUE YOURE DOCKED LMAO!!!
RuleoftheBone > This wormhole is beginning to decay, and probably won't last another day.
RuleoftheBone > how long do i have inside?? ^^
Verone > probably less than a day, i'd guess
RuleoftheBone > how long do i have inside?? ^^
Verone > probably less than a day, i'd guess
Bic de Verde > i found homeless guys on a mission once, didn't need them for the objectives...so I fired them out of the cargo hold and shot them up
Quizer > how cruel ;_;
Bic de Verde > space bums, the worst
Quizer > what did you shoot them with?
Bic de Verde > 250mm railguns
Sans Sonic Leon > they should be grateful now that you send them to a better world. mhm.
Aeon Maps > I told my slaves that they were free, but what they didin't know is that they were going to be incinerated by the sun.
Quizer > "You have 2 hours worth of air in this jetcan... enjoy your freedom!" ^_^
Bic de Verde > goodluck
Aeon Maps > while they bake in the rays of the sun.
Andra Hayakawa > Or "If you know anchoring you may still have chance"
Quizer > lol
Quizer > But you didn't tell them anchoring a jetcan requires Anchoring VI :P
Landarian > "You are FREE ... to enter the gravity well of the nearby sun. You are FREE freeze to death before you die of oxygen deprivation and subsequently burn up in the sun"
Aeon Maps > "Heres an Anchhoring skill book, Rank 8x, It takes 2 hours and 15 minutes to read the book, You have 2 hours and 16 minutes of air." Good luck.
Quizer > how cruel ;_;
Bic de Verde > space bums, the worst
Quizer > what did you shoot them with?
Bic de Verde > 250mm railguns
Sans Sonic Leon > they should be grateful now that you send them to a better world. mhm.
Aeon Maps > I told my slaves that they were free, but what they didin't know is that they were going to be incinerated by the sun.
Quizer > "You have 2 hours worth of air in this jetcan... enjoy your freedom!" ^_^
Bic de Verde > goodluck
Aeon Maps > while they bake in the rays of the sun.
Andra Hayakawa > Or "If you know anchoring you may still have chance"
Quizer > lol
Quizer > But you didn't tell them anchoring a jetcan requires Anchoring VI :P
Landarian > "You are FREE ... to enter the gravity well of the nearby sun. You are FREE freeze to death before you die of oxygen deprivation and subsequently burn up in the sun"
Aeon Maps > "Heres an Anchhoring skill book, Rank 8x, It takes 2 hours and 15 minutes to read the book, You have 2 hours and 16 minutes of air." Good luck.