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<Ivanstreptovsky> Sticking a thumb tack into a thick scar has a very odd sensation
<Aramisii> ...
<Aramisii> You need to work on your friend skills bud
Caanan > i got tipped 30 bucks today
Caanan > for a 1 hour lesson
Zigy > oh yeah like getting home and being yelled at
Faizon Caesar > are you a hooker?
Zigy > and i might not being going to college
Caanan > so thats 40 dollars made in an hour
Zigy > wow
Caanan > o/
Faizon Caesar > :)
Caanan > omg
Zigy > you give cheap blowjobs
Tiberius Wenchel > Poor kitties? I wish I could afford to have my genitals removed. Or any kind of healthcare. I thought about asking the vet.
Kaylee Remas > cheapest gistii MWD on contract right now! only 50mil!
Kaylee Remas > Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn,
And go to bed in rubber gloves.
But I don't need no stimulation,
Potions, balms or embrocation,
I'm in love,
In other words...
Kaylee Remas > WTF
Kaylee Remas > OH GOD WRONG PASTE
Azia Burgi > i think its hillarious when i turn up at male friends houses and their parents are shocked to see a girl
Azia Burgi > his mum was fussing around
Devlin Fox > lol
Azia Burgi > its "OMFG! he <i>knows</i> an irl girl!!!!"
Ieya > lol
Devlin Fox > LOL
Ieya > my mum would be similarly shocked
Devlin Fox > I doubbt the parents actually spelt out "OMFG!" vocally. :P
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > probably not but i can see the statement rolling about in their heads
Devlin Fox > hehe :)
Devlin Fox > /emote ponders how to pronounce "OMFG": "ohmifeg.
Cartheron Crust > Blues are like buses, fuck all for ages, then all arrive at once.
kamikazy priest > yes us amarr must pay for all the min slaves we have! ;)
Umek Dalhari > pay and die
Asaru > graaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks priest himself*
Pinesh > lol, i have about 100 amarr slaves in my tempest, all scrubbing the decks with their toothbrushes
Pinesh > maybe some relatives of you?
kamikazy priest > my min ones are using their tongues ;)
Pinesh > well, mine only have one toothbrush...................................]
Gazon > Sniggerdly pirates, there is no possible way I will fight an Interceptor, a Cruiser and a Battlecruiser...
Ookami San > why not? Rupture could handle them
Asaru > wuss
Erucyll Turon > lol
kamikazy priest > toothbrushes doesnt apply they have only 1 toothbrush
Argonaught > /emote rofl @ local folks
Pinesh > well, 100 slaves = 100 toothbrushes
Pinesh > ^_^
kamikazy priest > well amarr dont brush their teeth anyway ;)
Pinesh > that explains the pained look most of them have
Ookami San > lmao
Pinesh > i thought they were constipated
Pa1nbringr > lol how fuckin funny would it be to tell the taxidermist you wanted the animal to have an erection
SlightlyMad > Imagine you going around in the middle of the night minding your own business and then this crazy totally drunk NAKED guy come screaming past on a minimotorcycle.
<sutty\> LOL WTFs is going on here ?
<sutty\> where is everyone ?!!?!"?$"!
<sutty\> Stavros
<sutty\> where is evetyuyone is there some sorty of netsplit ?
<Stavros> erm
<Stavros> this is coldfront sutty
<Stavros> u fucking noob
<sutty\> wtf
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