Tareen Kashaar > Best Looking Ship <-- wins
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
< hamtronix> I was just looking at a vacuum cleaner site, and much like you, everything on the site sucked
Requiescat > LOOKING FOR A RICH, HIGH SEC INDUSTRIAL CORP THAT MY ALT CAN ROB. PREFERABLY IN MINMATAR SPACE, AS THAT IS MORE CONVENIENT FOR MY LAZY SELF.
Requiescat > also convo me if you are interested in skipping the middle man and contracting all your assets to me.
Minerva Vulcan > Requies, I gotta say, that kind of honesty is refreshing!
Requiescat > money helps me stay fresh, hun. feed the monster?
Minerva Vulcan > I sent you a mil just because I like your gumption
Requiescat > <3
Requiescat > also convo me if you are interested in skipping the middle man and contracting all your assets to me.
Minerva Vulcan > Requies, I gotta say, that kind of honesty is refreshing!
Requiescat > money helps me stay fresh, hun. feed the monster?
Minerva Vulcan > I sent you a mil just because I like your gumption
Requiescat > <3
Verone > i'm with ikvar in this one...
Siren Shiva > I dont understand phone sex either
Siren Shiva > Really, whats the point?
Verone > the principle is there... but i just fail to grasp it
Magic Trev > isnt that putting a fone up your bum?
Ikvar > Lmfao
Siren Shiva > LOL Trev
* Verone slaps terv
Verone > dirteh
Verone > (remind me never to EVER use a phone after trev)
Siren Shiva > I dont understand phone sex either
Siren Shiva > Really, whats the point?
Verone > the principle is there... but i just fail to grasp it
Magic Trev > isnt that putting a fone up your bum?
Ikvar > Lmfao
Siren Shiva > LOL Trev
* Verone slaps terv
Verone > dirteh
Verone > (remind me never to EVER use a phone after trev)
Synseer > lol so is all the swram here?
Synseer > i wanna see remedial try to bump me next
Tamora > i saw remedial touching boys on the intarwebs
Alex Under > 0.o
Synseer > proof or stfu
Synseer > i wanna see remedial try to bump me next
Tamora > i saw remedial touching boys on the intarwebs
Alex Under > 0.o
Synseer > proof or stfu
Yung Fu'Dans > Spork why are mineral prices going up?
Spork Witch > yung: bots getting banned, pax amarria removed from market, drones are going to stop giving mins
Drake Skarin > Whoa whoa whoa, back the fun bus up. Drones are going to stop giving minerals?
Yung Fu'Dans > Yep
Spork Witch > drake: yes
Drake Skarin > T.T Drone interfacing wasted.
Kel Shek > Drake... what?
Spork Witch > drake: huh?
Yung Fu'Dans > lol I think Drake missed the point
Drake Skarin > Point = missed. You were not talking about mining drones then. So nevermind.
Spork Witch > yung: bots getting banned, pax amarria removed from market, drones are going to stop giving mins
Drake Skarin > Whoa whoa whoa, back the fun bus up. Drones are going to stop giving minerals?
Yung Fu'Dans > Yep
Spork Witch > drake: yes
Drake Skarin > T.T Drone interfacing wasted.
Kel Shek > Drake... what?
Spork Witch > drake: huh?
Yung Fu'Dans > lol I think Drake missed the point
Drake Skarin > Point = missed. You were not talking about mining drones then. So nevermind.
<+Batolemaeus> also
<+Batolemaeus> i just linked a nick to my name
<+Batolemaeus> because i am
<+Batolemaeus> *puts on sunglasses*
Batolemaeus is now known as Batman
<+Batman> YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
<+Batolemaeus> i just linked a nick to my name
<+Batolemaeus> because i am
<+Batolemaeus> *puts on sunglasses*
Batolemaeus is now known as Batman
<+Batman> YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> i asked my brother how his new ""girlfriend" looked like
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
Alexis Enaka > 보이지? 모두 우스워 보이는데
Rob Crowley > i'll translate: cat egg stick table stick? tv book-on-table guy tent guy-with-stick cat egg stick chairs wtf
Rob Crowley > i'll translate: cat egg stick table stick? tv book-on-table guy tent guy-with-stick cat egg stick chairs wtf