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Sentinel X > so joet beat a CCP employee in a sac on sisi today. i think he was drunk when it happened.
Vince MGP > there is no god. nerf joet.
Sentinel X > he gets a 10% damage and RoF bonus per beer i think.
MrRx7 > ok either I'm going crazy, or modules on my ship are disspearing
Kelgen Thann > gremlins!
MrRx7 > I had 2x Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I
MrRx7 > when I docked....I undocking and I only had one
Dimitri Ravinoff > WTS Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer
from the E-O forums:

(debate about realism of read light shift while warping)

Originally by: t0rfiFrans
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Excellent arguments here.
It's hard to add anything to the debate, except perhaps to simulate the relative time-altering effects of FTL travel by slowing down skill training for when you are in warp?
Now there's an idea...
Ashliszenaira > where u by it at so i can wank u?
Ashliszenaira > I mean gank
<Rilder> We need some Muslims to hijack a plane and fly it peacfully into its destination airport
<HellGremlin> Man, that'd throw everyone off guard.
<HellGremlin> "INFIDEL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE SUPREME, WE SEEK LANDING CLEARANCE!"
Winterblink > Heheh :p
Winterblink > Yeah, Cecil got immortalized tonight :)
El Coyote > yea just read it
 El Coyote > can't think where you get the ideas from :P
Winterblink > Had his comic cherry popped. And his "rammed from behind by a megathron" cherry too.
Cythrawl > ... that should be omgrawr'd
Farlimas > man, the more I wait, the more I have to wait more
Riemann Bach > farl just summed up eve
<~Karbowiak> man, on Wednsday i will be so fucking clueless
<~Karbowiak> so just a heads up
<+PeterPowers> its wednesday
<~Karbowiak> if you dont want OI HELP HELP HELP HELP
<~Karbowiak> all day long
<~Karbowiak> dont come into the channel
<+PeterPowers> it *is* wednesday
<~Karbowiak> yeah, but usually you dont say on wednsday
<~Karbowiak> if its wednsday
<~Karbowiak> if i ment today wednsday, i had said today
<~Karbowiak> but seeing as i said wednsday
<+PeterPowers> weirdo
<~Karbowiak> i mean wednsday, next week
<~Karbowiak> you're so german that it hurts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<+PeterPowers> then say that
<+PeterPowers> your so user, it hurts
<+PeterPowers> learn to be precise in your statements, that will improve your code dramatically
Butcher Rabbit > I lubs Dominion...but not as much as Phi, my rifter
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol
kamikazy priest > yes us amarr must pay for all the min slaves we have! ;)
Umek Dalhari > pay and die
Asaru > graaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks priest himself*
Pinesh > lol, i have about 100 amarr slaves in my tempest, all scrubbing the decks with their toothbrushes
Pinesh > maybe some relatives of you?
kamikazy priest > my min ones are using their tongues ;)
Pinesh > well, mine only have one toothbrush...................................]
Gazon > Sniggerdly pirates, there is no possible way I will fight an Interceptor, a Cruiser and a Battlecruiser...
Ookami San > why not? Rupture could handle them
Asaru > wuss
Erucyll Turon > lol
kamikazy priest > toothbrushes doesnt apply they have only 1 toothbrush
Argonaught > /emote rofl @ local folks
Pinesh > well, 100 slaves = 100 toothbrushes
Pinesh > ^_^
kamikazy priest > well amarr dont brush their teeth anyway ;)
Pinesh > that explains the pained look most of them have
Ookami San > lmao
Pinesh > i thought they were constipated
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