Random
omgrawr.net Control Panel
LatestBrowseRandom>0TopBottomAddQotWSearch
quote #
<Captator> youuuuuuuusssss trooooowwwwliiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
* Asestorian slaps Captator around a bit with a large trout
<Captator> Asestorian: did you get the morphological implication of my words?
<Captator> DID YOU
<Captator> i would be impressed if you did
<Asestorian> No, I just assumed you were being dumb.
Deadflip 2 > How do i turn the brightness up on my comp?
Tyriell > Change the 60 for a 100 watt bulb?
Deadflip 2 > what? in my monitor?
Fried Chickenn > god i love explosions
Pandemoniac > yeah, they're like space orgasms.
oeko > Hi
Tharim > ello
Doeko > What are you doing here?
Tharim > its such a nice system with all these variants of green
Doeko > suppose so. It's occupied though
Doeko > Why'd you destroy our POS?
Tharim > i?
Doeko > Your corp
Tharim > ah yeh that might be. one helluva shield u had there
Doeko > It was the over-expendable one
Doeko > Anyway, any particular reason for your agressions/
Tharim > you will have to talk to my ceo, i have no free will
Doeko > ah
Doeko > You shouldn't mine here though
Tharim > oh no i wouldnt
Tharim > oh, im being told that u should talk to sirr hammer
Tharim > he ordered it killed
Doeko > ah
Tharim > take care then doeko, and welcome back from your holliday
John Renwick > /emote threatens Cletus with banjo opera if he resists
Cletus Graeme > banjo opera - haha !
Cletus Graeme > i bet they use that down in guatanomo :D
SN3263827 > the shop I live above is on fire
SN3263827 > bbiab
Sarnen > Once upon a time there was 3 little carebears running missions in Gelfiven. Along came a 0.0 pilot who invited them to join FREGE in Outer Ring.
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
* moocifer silences jamesw
*** moocifer sets mode +b on jamesbaker!*@*
<jamesw> HAHAHA
<jamesw> owned moocie
<moocifer> Yikes (!)
<moocifer> :'(
*** moocifer sets mode +b on jamesw!*@*
*** moocifer sets mode -b on jamesbaker!*@*
Gilgemesh > CSGB...stands for Character Gone,,,Say Goodbye"?
CGSB ShankFact > how do i make my text colored?
CGSB ShankFact > come get some bitch
CGSB ShankFact > thats what it means
Aadahn > heh
Aadahn > can't say it was nice knowing you cg
Deileon > I could come get some 'bitch' if I knew how much it cost and where it was offered
Baral'heia > LMAO, Deileon
Deileon > well first I would have to look at the price history
Deileon > to see if it was a good investment
(iT) cause like the wife said it was time for bed
(iT) so I said
(iT) "don't get all emo"
(iT) and she said "what is emo"
(iT) and I told her
(iT) she said
(iT) "I HATE EVE and I HATE BOB"
(iT) so I said "are you ASCN"
(iT) she left hte room o/
v0.6.1
 Coldfront sites: