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Lapkawitz > and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them

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<[BSC]Tagrun> I want a fun job...
<ZOLA> work as clown ? :D

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Maddzy > In west Fountain born and raised In pnq is where I spent most of my days, Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some noobs outside of the school
Maddzy > When a couple of bantams who were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
Maddzy > I got in one little gang and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in empire

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Noel Tiberius > There's always something special about the first ship. So it is with your first girlfriend

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Hell's Gate > so does this mean were going to fight?
Gothikia > ¬¬
Drakma > if it does, I'm getting naked
turnschuh > dito
Pilk > waaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

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Bobby Smyth > hello
Bobby Smyth > I was wondering if your looking for another corporation yet?
Antikon > 我罐頭食用乳酪漢堡
Antikon > 給我您的婦女和乳酪漢堡
Bobby Smyth > all im getting is white boxes,
Bobby Smyth > sorry m8 but we do have some asian players in the corp
Antikon > give me your women and cheeseburgers?
Bobby Smyth > lol
Bobby Smyth > Cheeseburgers we got, women we don't
Antikon > how no womens
Antikon > has boats?
Bobby Smyth > we got ships
Antikon > no want shit
Antikon > WHY YOU VIOLENCE MY BOAT NIGGER
Bobby Smyth > Thank you for your time

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Kirtz > I'm afk for a minute here
Kirtz > oh right this is local. hi local!
grizzlemethis > nice :)
grizzlemethis > tell them all we're attacking next
grizzlemethis > rawr
Kirtz > :o

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FowlPlayChiken > mmm 25j from 1-n in deep delve. any relevant intel reports
slothe > 1-n clear :P

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Alia Ravenswing > I recommend you carry all types of damage ammo and know which one does what type.
DAKKAD > i have a little em
Alia Ravenswing > Thats nothing to be ashamed of

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Onyxalia La'fiette > can you get on vent?
Vocthar > yea soon as student rolls up his window i will
Onyxalia La'fiette > okie doke
Vocthar > hes smokin and my truck and one next to me runnin
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you playin eve in a car?
Vocthar > lol
Merc504 > cause that sentance made sence
Vocthar > no semi-truck
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh
Merc504 > o.O
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you a truck driver?
Vocthar > yea im a truck driver
Merc504 > hardcore right there
Onyxalia La'fiette > awesome
Vocthar > i am also a career advisor
Vocthar > i train peeps in the world of trucks
Onyxalia La'fiette > youre playin eve in a fkn 14 wheeler...thats badass
Vocthar > LOL
Vocthar > 18wheeler
Onyxalia La'fiette > whichever
Onyxalia La'fiette > still badass
Vocthar > thnx
Ronistar > can it cloak?
Onyxalia La'fiette > dont thank me, youre the fucker with the career choice
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Vocthar > omg wouldnt that be epic
Onyxalia La'fiette > can it cloak...
Onyxalia La'fiette > that would be fkn sweet
Ronistar > ooh highway patrol.. zoomp..cloaky
Vocthar > evade them police at the weigh stations
Vocthar > sneak right on by
Onyxalia La'fiette > would suck if someone didnt see you and alpha'd you in their truck though
Ronistar > I never see a weigh station open
Vocthar > lol
Ronistar > I think they're works of fiction or like ancient ruins

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