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Zoarial > we were wating for the FC and then his coms clickd on and all u heard was a chick and she was moaning geddon geddon geddon then it was quitet then u hear abbadoonnnnnnn
WHISKEY0001 > "and boom goes thorax"
AlexieStukov > symptoms of video game addiction
Jacob Etienne > deimos is basically a thorax on crack with rage issues
LodeArm > lol ive just been mowing the lawn and managed to trash the lawn mower by going over a chuck of wood :( oopsie
PKlavins > O.o
Ralus > hehe crunch
Kennyer > lol
Kennyer > smooth :)
Mud Dawg > Well, guess you don't need to worry about the lawn for awhile.
LodeArm > there was fuel coming out of the air intake on the side..... so i hie the lawn mower and legged it back to eve lol
PKlavins > (Notify) Chunk of wood strikes lawnmower perfectly, wrecking the lawnmower
LodeArm > hehe
Mud Dawg > LOL
Ralus > hah just use some petrol that'll have the grass down in no time
Kederaji Tajorn > I have to tell you, 200 legos was not what I was expecting in a pair of Sansha badgers.
Lillith Blackheart > See? Proof that Sansha is friendly.
Lillith Blackheart > They bring the children toys.
Kederaji Tajorn > Ho ho ho?
Lillith Blackheart > Sansha Claus! o/
Soulfarrak > heh, im just in a harby, but i got the "reach out and touch em" skills
Deschenus Maximus > Wasted 4 days of Survey
Deschenus Maximus > useless fucking skill
Anarine > That bad?
Deschenus Maximus > Yup... something to do with scanners and archelogy
Anarine > Archaeology... Is that actually useful for something?
Deschenus Maximus > Profession sites... allows you to find stuff others wouldn't
Anarine > I find loads of things others don't... Pirates, mainly
Deva Blackfire > you know... im slowly getting used to all this EC-P8R stuff :) you go in, all is blue
Deva Blackfire > 10 seconds later all is red :)
Hellspawn01 > why that?
Deva Blackfire > its like road lights :D
Deva Blackfire > we camp gate with 10ships, 10 minutes later hostiles bring 15 ships :)
Deva Blackfire > so we wait for reinforcement to bring 18ships
Deva Blackfire > for 10 minutes when they get 20 of theirs :D
Hellspawn01 > who is "they"?
MASTER SARDELLI > ASCN
Deva Blackfire > any hostiles you can name in the north :) KIA/KOS lately, sometimes ASCN, rarely 5
MASTER SARDELLI > or :P
Deva Blackfire > every badass you can find in the north has to camp EC-P8R at least once ;p
Hellspawn01 > fighting ascn is like hitting an ant hill. One dead and millions come out of nowhere to spit pee at you
Deva Blackfire > yep :D
Koronakesh > brohoof o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > Just call me Sluttersheili
Meili Leng Shuijing > *FLUTTER
Meili Leng Shuijing > FUCK
Meili Leng Shuijing > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meili Leng Shuijing > /emote curls into a onedimensional point of freudian humiliation
Fatwatai > Have you left any belts for me, Khell?
Khellias > /emote coughs.
Khellias > Depends.
Fatwatai > -.-
Khellias > Do you like Veld?
Vizagrim > LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gei'neille > so i was in thailand
Brock Nelson > and you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > no, just let me finish
Brock Nelson > ok ok, sorry
Gei'neille > anyways i was in the military and i went to a bar with my mates
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > will you fuck off ok?
Brock Nelson > sorry, im just getting carried away
Gei'neille > jeez
Gei'neille > so there was lots of hot skinny chicks with fake tits
Gei'neille > and we all were just dancing
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > dude..
Brock Nelson > ok i swear last time
Gei'neille > at the end, all of us had a chick and we went back to the hotel
Gei'neille > but i couldn't go down on them, seems werid
Gei'neille > as it turns out, next day the guys found out that they were boys
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked their penis?
Gei'neille > no, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Brock Nelson > and then they sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > no
Brock Nelson > and then penis sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > what?
Brock Nelson > and then penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > are you obsessed with penises?
Brock Nelson > and penis penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > wow....
Gei'neille > anyways that's not the worst story
Gei'neille > i went to hong kong next week
Gei'neille > and ate a moneky brain
Brock Nelson > wait, who the hell is letting monkies with fake tits run around sucking your penis?
Gei'neille > oh fuck off
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