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Treylin > Your mom is so fat, she got reported on every intel channel at once.

Joda Vibe > so she's actually been playing a month
Joda Vibe > just fyi
bl3ach > stop falling in love with that nub
Joda Vibe > lol
Joda Vibe > dude, she's prolly a dude
bl3ach > like i said

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Lady Mordeth > I need to figure out how to make about 100M or so - I want a Sin
Galgoth Damori > step one: go to jita
Galgoth Damori > step 2: handjobs
Galgoth Damori > step 3: PROFIT

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<Asestorian> Self-aware AI already exists.
<Asestorian> What do you think I am?
<%RangerXT> a furry
<%RangerXT> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

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<@Vittoros> mrs vitt took vitt jr and went to visit grandma this weekend
<@Vittoros> so it will be beer and porn for three straight days now
<@Vittoros> living with your spouse is good and all, but every now and then, you need to see another vagina

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Rahn Altyr > /emote commits sepukku
Rahn Altyr > err sepuku
Rahn Altyr > damnit.... i came back in my clone!
Rahn Altyr > and i lost all my implants too
Rahn Altyr > shit!
Rhysh > well..have you got another clone at the station?
Rahn Altyr > just the default clone

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Reimu Hakurei > Hmm.. Intercept the Saboteurs L3.. The agent warns me about possible interceptors. Anything to watch out for?
Zingu > yes, interceptors

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Lucifer Fellblade > rofl sign i play too much css
Lucifer Fellblade > opened eve
Lucifer Fellblade > opened windows media
Lucifer Fellblade > windows media came up over the top of eve
Lucifer Fellblade > I thought
Lucifer Fellblade > 'shit, flashbang'

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veseudan > want a smoke?
Arlene Aubaris > I only smoke when I'm in structure

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[ raynor ] me and kayo been going at it for like 20 min now
[ raynor ] :/

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