dibblebill > My alts aren't on speaking terms atm
OleScratch > I dunno about this Korvix guy either. Who let him in?
*Korvix Valthonis got in through the cat door
Selphana > dammit
OleScratch > I told ya we should nail that damn thing shut
Korvix Valthonis > ...then you would have to let the cat in&out and that's annoying.
OleScratch > Just have to let the cat out the airlock one time.
Korvix Valthonis > kitty cant breath space air. Not space cat it land cat
OleScratch > therefore you don't have to get up to let 'em back in.
Selphana > but how will you keep the mice out of your pantry?
*Korvix Valthonis got in through the cat door
Selphana > dammit
OleScratch > I told ya we should nail that damn thing shut
Korvix Valthonis > ...then you would have to let the cat in&out and that's annoying.
OleScratch > Just have to let the cat out the airlock one time.
Korvix Valthonis > kitty cant breath space air. Not space cat it land cat
OleScratch > therefore you don't have to get up to let 'em back in.
Selphana > but how will you keep the mice out of your pantry?
Scorpion Venom1 > intelligent people in highsec is like a wolf amongst the flock
@Estarriol ¦ beer
@dukath|work ¦ hope i got enough cash for a new pc now
@Estarriol ¦ screw pc
@Estarriol ¦ beer > pc
@dukath|work ¦ hope i got enough cash for a new pc now
@Estarriol ¦ screw pc
@Estarriol ¦ beer > pc
Sevaru > what happens to my fighters when i dock?
Captain Wolfman > they go afk
Captain Wolfman > they go afk
ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Nevend Elohim > lol, in the new forum, i have to enter a gender for everyone.... i think Male is gonna be the default... i apologize in advace to the ladies :P
Agent Stone > ^ lol
Nevend Elohim > phew - i found the code for gender: none... congrats all... i'm neutering everyone :P
Caius Tacitus > noooooo
Agent Stone > ^ lol
Nevend Elohim > phew - i found the code for gender: none... congrats all... i'm neutering everyone :P
Caius Tacitus > noooooo
Wolla > man, i'm srtoned.. 80(
Karmilla Strife > i ♥ my geddon
Karmilla Strife > it lasted 3 years of fw, then 6 months in Curse, then a few lowsec POS bashes, then a trip to WH space
Karmilla Strife > my first cap kills were in that ship
Karmilla Strife > my geddon brings happiness to all involved
Davlos > Shiny spess penis?
Karmilla Strife > it's so big!
Karmilla Strife > pew pew!
Davlos > How about the girth?
Davlos > It's <i>all important</i>
Karmilla Strife > girth is the atribute of the unskilled
Davlos > Sadly enough, the lack of skills is prevalent enough that girth is almost always needed to compensate
Karmilla Strife > you either bottom out when you're in there, or you didn't bring enough DPS
Davlos > I'd rather cop out!
Karmilla Strife > or cover up and bring a baddon?
Davlos > I'd rather bring a rev.
Karmilla Strife > hey, that's a different league
Davlos > Of what proportions?
Karmilla Strife > rev is like 14 inches of shame
Karmilla Strife > it's like the friend you don't want your wife to meet
Karmilla Strife > yeah "it's awesome" but stay away from my kids...
Davlos > Or the whole of Japan for that matter.
Davlos > "Bikku dikku"
Karmilla Strife > it lasted 3 years of fw, then 6 months in Curse, then a few lowsec POS bashes, then a trip to WH space
Karmilla Strife > my first cap kills were in that ship
Karmilla Strife > my geddon brings happiness to all involved
Davlos > Shiny spess penis?
Karmilla Strife > it's so big!
Karmilla Strife > pew pew!
Davlos > How about the girth?
Davlos > It's <i>all important</i>
Karmilla Strife > girth is the atribute of the unskilled
Davlos > Sadly enough, the lack of skills is prevalent enough that girth is almost always needed to compensate
Karmilla Strife > you either bottom out when you're in there, or you didn't bring enough DPS
Davlos > I'd rather cop out!
Karmilla Strife > or cover up and bring a baddon?
Davlos > I'd rather bring a rev.
Karmilla Strife > hey, that's a different league
Davlos > Of what proportions?
Karmilla Strife > rev is like 14 inches of shame
Karmilla Strife > it's like the friend you don't want your wife to meet
Karmilla Strife > yeah "it's awesome" but stay away from my kids...
Davlos > Or the whole of Japan for that matter.
Davlos > "Bikku dikku"
<@Viceroy> I'm a Grand Inquisitor of The Holy Galactic BoB Imperium of The Seven Headed Lion Throne of Lord Molle The Merciful