Par'Gellen > I want a soccer ball named Wilson :(
Subspace000 > would you settle for a dud missle head?
Par'Gellen > as long as you draw a face on it first
Subspace000 > /emote draws a face on it (a smily one and a frowny one on the other side) for Par, then hands it to him.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > /emote puts it in the co-pilot seat
Par'Gellen > /emote turns it so the smiley face is showing
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to feed bacon to Wilson. "Nummy nummy mmmmm" *makes eating sounds*
Subspace000 > would you settle for a dud missle head?
Par'Gellen > as long as you draw a face on it first
Subspace000 > /emote draws a face on it (a smily one and a frowny one on the other side) for Par, then hands it to him.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > /emote puts it in the co-pilot seat
Par'Gellen > /emote turns it so the smiley face is showing
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to feed bacon to Wilson. "Nummy nummy mmmmm" *makes eating sounds*
Alekzander > jita is a dumpster for morons who spout their crap in local
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
BIG Games > 5
BIG Games > 3
BIG Games > whiops
Coupe Soleil > lol!
BIG Games > lets try that again
Hellspawn01 > WTS 4
BIG Games > damn fingers
BIG Games > ROFL hell
TheOnyx > rofl
BIG Games > 3
BIG Games > whiops
Coupe Soleil > lol!
BIG Games > lets try that again
Hellspawn01 > WTS 4
BIG Games > damn fingers
BIG Games > ROFL hell
TheOnyx > rofl
Dark Shikari > goddamnit my wallet is below 16b now
Dark Shikari > I am taking donations
Gospel sin > there u go DS
Krusos > it's like the NOS nerf.. I can't send you ISK anymore if your wallet > my wallet
Krusos > can only go from larger to smaller
Dark Shikari > I am taking donations
Gospel sin > there u go DS
Krusos > it's like the NOS nerf.. I can't send you ISK anymore if your wallet > my wallet
Krusos > can only go from larger to smaller
<@Viceroy> Arab folklore says that the camel knows the 100th name of God but will tell no one. That is why he solemnly holds his head high and plods defiantly across the desert, holding the secret to himself.
<@Viceroy> fucking camel
<@DigitalCommunist> That smug bastard.
<@Viceroy> fucking camel
<@DigitalCommunist> That smug bastard.
ChronoSphere > sup dudes
Alex Barba > hey
ChronoSphere > how's the eve universe today
Alex Barba > trying to baui a russina vaga
ChronoSphere > vagina?
Will Clark > :)
Will Clark > and I am on my way to fraken work once again
Alex Barba > hehe
bfmReciprocity > well if you work with Vagina's you wont miss anything
Will Clark > its not funny
Will Clark > hahaha sadly I don't work with vaginas
ChronoSphere > lol
bfmReciprocity > ;p
ChronoSphere > i did last night :P
ChronoSphere > i was jumped by my wife as the roam last night entered e02
ChronoSphere > logged ou there
Will Clark > need another bowl before I can deal with work
Will Clark > afk
ChronoSphere > then i logged in this morning, and saw the roam bagged a covert ops fleet and 2 black ops bs
Will Clark > you need to set your priorities straight
Will Clark > :)
ChronoSphere > now i'm asking the question what was better, sex or gettin gin on those kills
ChronoSphere > lol
Will Clark > sex is for 10 minutes
Will Clark > the KM will last a life time
Alex Barba > hey
ChronoSphere > how's the eve universe today
Alex Barba > trying to baui a russina vaga
ChronoSphere > vagina?
Will Clark > :)
Will Clark > and I am on my way to fraken work once again
Alex Barba > hehe
bfmReciprocity > well if you work with Vagina's you wont miss anything
Will Clark > its not funny
Will Clark > hahaha sadly I don't work with vaginas
ChronoSphere > lol
bfmReciprocity > ;p
ChronoSphere > i did last night :P
ChronoSphere > i was jumped by my wife as the roam last night entered e02
ChronoSphere > logged ou there
Will Clark > need another bowl before I can deal with work
Will Clark > afk
ChronoSphere > then i logged in this morning, and saw the roam bagged a covert ops fleet and 2 black ops bs
Will Clark > you need to set your priorities straight
Will Clark > :)
ChronoSphere > now i'm asking the question what was better, sex or gettin gin on those kills
ChronoSphere > lol
Will Clark > sex is for 10 minutes
Will Clark > the KM will last a life time
Micarr > civilian hobgoblin sounds like a really boring spider-man villain
Odinegras > how do i pause the game i need a pee?
Kyar > unlucky
Kyar > piss in an empty bottle
Odinegras > my penis is too big for that
Kyar > we've all done it :P
Promethian child > pis in your comp that will pause the game
Kyar > unlucky
Kyar > piss in an empty bottle
Odinegras > my penis is too big for that
Kyar > we've all done it :P
Promethian child > pis in your comp that will pause the game
Fishbone > a vigil - might has well have a banner trailing behind saying, "Newbie for Hire"
Shanzem > hmm i liked teh vigil
Shanzem > got me through many gate camps with out bookmarks ;)
ELECTR0FREAK > oooo navy issue raven undocking from Torrinos VI - M 16 Home guard logistic
ELECTR0FREAK > lets hope he flies into EC :D
Fishbone > lol
Shanzem > now like now days.. when you gate camp they place over 200 bubbles down.. launche as many drones as possible and have about a fleet of 30 waiting for you on the other side ;)
Desron > LOL
Shanzem > hmm i liked teh vigil
Shanzem > got me through many gate camps with out bookmarks ;)
ELECTR0FREAK > oooo navy issue raven undocking from Torrinos VI - M 16 Home guard logistic
ELECTR0FREAK > lets hope he flies into EC :D
Fishbone > lol
Shanzem > now like now days.. when you gate camp they place over 200 bubbles down.. launche as many drones as possible and have about a fleet of 30 waiting for you on the other side ;)
Desron > LOL
Theo Samaritan > AWWWWWWWWWW FUCK
Martineski > what
Theo Samaritan > i bought a shadow control tower, flew all the way to jita to pick it up (19 jumps) flew all the way back, almost crapped myself twice because of gankers on gates
Theo Samaritan > only to leave the fucking thing at jita
Martineski > what
Theo Samaritan > i bought a shadow control tower, flew all the way to jita to pick it up (19 jumps) flew all the way back, almost crapped myself twice because of gankers on gates
Theo Samaritan > only to leave the fucking thing at jita