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< flexd> It's 15:08 on a sunny sunday
< flexd> People might be outside and whatnot :9
<@zofu> outside?! you mean undocked?
skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
<ichi> i need more ram
<skilzrulz> get a boyfriend then
<ichi> ...
Mobius Timewalker > there some really weird laws still on the books
Mobius Timewalker > like the one about livestock and the green/grass outside parliment
Kolbein > I'd like to see Tony Blair milking a cow
Mobius Timewalker > Does Cherie count?
Siren Sylvanis > hm, I wonder how my plans go of flying a freighter worth of exotic dancers to FAT...
Kiawef > That would work
Siren Sylvanis > most of the guys here would be more turned-on by a cargo hold of t2 mods tbh...
Kiawef > brb
Kiawef > /emote drools
Siren Sylvanis > see?
Siren Sylvanis > case in point.
Kiawef > /emote pants
Siren Sylvanis > <url=showinfo:12068//200808280>100MN Afterburner II</url>
Siren Sylvanis > /emote throws t2 mod names at Kia
Kiawef > OH GOD! OH GOD!
Kiawef > /emote loves it when she talks dirty
Komisches > I said "waggles it" not "plays with it"
Darius Shakor > so waggling isn't playing?
Komisches > naww Darius
Komisches > haven't you ever heard that song?
Ethidium Bromide > there are songs about waggling your penis?
Komisches > "Does your dick hang low, does it waggle to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie in in a bow"
Ethidium Bromide > ROFL
Komisches > "can you sling it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your dick, hang, low?"
Ethidium Bromide > OMG
* Darius Shakor falls off the chair
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Whats the name of that? I'm gonna download it
* Komisches smirks *
Ethidium Bromide > yeah i want that too:)
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Or request it on EVE radio
Kirsten Fud > 5 dolla me cyno you long time
Sforza > You want to be above and behind the exit point so you can nudge him away from the dicking tube
Sforza > *docking!
Aedun Sole > FUCK THIS SHIT
Aedun Sole > LOST MY DRAM
Aedun Sole > CBA ANYMORE
SokoleOko > looks like prime rage to me :)
Aedun Sole > YES!!!!!!!!!!
Aedun Sole > OF ALL SHIPS I CAN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
SokoleOko > moar caps, MOAR RAEG :D
Aedun Sole > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SokoleOko > MOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aedun Sole > .............................
Aedun Sole > whatever
Aedun Sole > i made that dram from a bpc
Aedun Sole > didn't pay for it
Aedun Sole > going to go home now
SokoleOko > it's like own child, I know :)
Aedun Sole > and cry myself to sleep
SokoleOko > then fap?
Aedun Sole > yes
SokoleOko > so it's OK, now? :)
Aedun Sole > yes I am OK now
tika moon > lost my connection my poor ship:(
The S1lenc3er > I had to destroy you under the 1978 act of mining without a liscence
tika moon > i am kind of new
tika moon > didnt know
The S1lenc3er > a federal offence in these parts
The S1lenc3er > she log?
zincol > squish
The S1lenc3er > oh
The S1lenc3er > LOL
The S1lenc3er > i was just getting her to believe that crap

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tika moon > sorry but i didnt know
The S1lenc3er > its okay, just be sure to get a permit next time
tika moon > how?
The S1lenc3er > well you have to speak with the federal overseer of BWF-ZZ
The S1lenc3er > Starkey 07 is his name
tika moon > kk i will i wont come in againg untill i do that:)
The S1lenc3er > okay
The S1lenc3er > well have a good day mam
tika moon > ty for your time
The S1lenc3er > bye
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