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Homo Erectus > hi van danger
Van Danger > yo
Homo Erectus > would you like some slausage
Van Danger > lol im straight, thanks though
Homo Erectus > which one of you pa guys was trying to initiate cyber sex with me the other night
Homo Erectus > i was limp then but im poppin viagra like skittles today
Darth Maul > 0.o
EveJunkie > careful man, too many of those and your knob will explode
Homo Erectus > what? guys aren't supposed to have periods?
<Sham> MY MOMMA IS A SANCTIMONIOUS BEING THAT WOULD HAVE NO TRUCKING WITH YOUR TYPE
<Levin> ¬.¬
<Levin> i have videos that suggest otherwise
<@enn> and pictures, and dvd's, and posters, and VHS
<@enn> and an interactive video game
<Kurenin> I have first hand experience
<Kurenin> and radio recordings
0SKULL0 > plans in advance is not one of my specialties
Sergentomyia > need to get some "RPG" going on with some friends lol
Jenina Hawke > Paparazzi photographer...
Sergentomyia > so "RPG" is the danish term for it then lol
Tolin Dorden > lol
* Jenina Hawke hits Serge over the head
Karn Edge > dont you hate it when you pee outside and your smoking
MickeyFinn > erm.....3 is the magic number? why?
Sergentomyia > we call them fuck buddies - but I guess RPG is more polite
Karn Edge > and there's someone in the house next door doing the same thing
Sinfull > Arrgh... sjut went 6 systems in the wrong direction... Hate when i dont concentrate.
Sinfull > What kind of a typo' is "sjut" anyway?
Sinfull > Just*
Sinfull > I need another drink.
ahduth > i think that's the kind of typo that occurs when your BAC is that high
Sinfull > That, kind sir. Just cannot possibly have anything to do with it. I bet this next drink will sort all my problems out.
Sinfull > You'll see
Gian Bal > ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it
Gian Bal > we killed them for invading our roids without permission
Gian Bal > damned impertentance
Nam Sonej > Preperation H wil take care of that
Gian Bal > surely your not suggesting i stick things in a certain part of my anatomy Nam ?
Gian Bal > meet me at planet 8 and bring tissues
Nam Sonej > LOL
Jexxa >you know, theres something about a 7' 4" minnie transsexual that scares the bejeebus outta anyone sane :)
Gian Bal > i am not transexual !!!!
Gian Bal > i just go with the flow
Gian Bal > it`s different :P
Riesstiu > awww i dont have access to the exotic dancers hanger
Koraal > there's an exotic dancers hangar???
Koraal > omg
Koraal > there's an exotic dancers hangar
Koraal > i must get us access
Riesstiu > woohoo!
beantin > im sitting of the grid 370km above the tcag gate in tpar, got 1 hostile malediction below me
Richard3759 > thats me you twit
Richard3759 > :P
beantin > lol so it is
beantin > regang i pressed enter
Tassadar Beta > lol
<Ratking> could an director please accept my appliance?
<wizzard66> dunno i never have accepted peeps before
<wizzard66> think im not allowed
<wizzard66> nope. you need a star and 2 bars for it
<wizzard66> i only have a star
<andro> w t f?
<andro> a star and two bars?
<Ratking> Centurion level, Andro. You'll never get there
<andro> maybe .... im already there
<andro> and you dunno ...
<Hangman> how many gay rainbows do you have andro?
<andro> ..... over nine thousand
XLoc Duece > pls can i have some iskies
XLoc Duece > i want to put a bounty on myself
XLoc Duece > iskies plz!
XLoc Duece > plz plz <3
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