Karn Sadi > Wonder if they still force nobel price winners to give out semen samples :s
Atandros > what?
Atandros > what?
Char0n > And then before I know it I'm bending over in front of some woodchucher named Hans, screaming on the top of my lungs while he's shouting "Bam, right in the kisser!"
BUYMYSHT > please, Missile, your so far in the closet, your practically in NARNIA
<@wizzard66> though the female smurf.. well i'd do her. but then the next morning if my dick was still blue, i'd chop it off
Buggs > gonna drink a cig, and smoke a beer to think about it :)
fahman dude > ohh, I have ultimate plan - gonna orbit HS at hi speed until he gets sick and has to puke, in this moment I bump him into sun
fahman dude > whatdoya say, sounds feasible?
Hellspawn01 > sounds like the a-team, just a better plan
fahman dude > whatdoya say, sounds feasible?
Hellspawn01 > sounds like the a-team, just a better plan
Tycser > hey morons!
Minarqh > Your religion is wrong and your politics suck!
Tycser > fair enough
masterchat74 > You see me trolling, In the trollcave! Now all you think is that I'm totally noobie!
Minarqh > I love winning at troll
Minarqh > Your religion is wrong and your politics suck!
Tycser > fair enough
masterchat74 > You see me trolling, In the trollcave! Now all you think is that I'm totally noobie!
Minarqh > I love winning at troll
Visilious > paint dries faster than this freighter.
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Lilly Tigress > Here is a funny thought
Lilly Tigress > The volume of salvageable materials has been reduced from 1m^3 to 0.01m^3.
Lilly Tigress > And I am out shopping for implants - which are 1 m3 each
Lilly Tigress > So... My head can hold 10 implants of 1 m3 - that would make my head 10 m3. That is then 1000 times bigger than an armor plate.
Lilly Tigress > No wonder I sometimes feel as if my head is too big...
Lilly Tigress > The volume of salvageable materials has been reduced from 1m^3 to 0.01m^3.
Lilly Tigress > And I am out shopping for implants - which are 1 m3 each
Lilly Tigress > So... My head can hold 10 implants of 1 m3 - that would make my head 10 m3. That is then 1000 times bigger than an armor plate.
Lilly Tigress > No wonder I sometimes feel as if my head is too big...
Siren Sylvanis > um....
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"