[14:11:55] Sans Testicleis > hey guys, i've submitted 2 petitions to get my ibis back. can someone tell me how long they usually take?
d4rk s1de > hehe we war dec them and end up getting camped in
TrouserDeagle > It's kind of inevitable when we base ourselves in their HQ.
TrouserDeagle > It's kind of inevitable when we base ourselves in their HQ.
Nadira Amiria > Also, blame the cat.
Graelyn > /emote targets Amira's cat
Nadira Amiria > /emote swats Grae. Yes, cats love chasing lasers, but not untill you turn the power *way* down on that thing.
Graelyn > It takes a long time for an apoc to lock something the size of a cat, it turns out. :
Graelyn > /emote targets Amira's cat
Nadira Amiria > /emote swats Grae. Yes, cats love chasing lasers, but not untill you turn the power *way* down on that thing.
Graelyn > It takes a long time for an apoc to lock something the size of a cat, it turns out. :
skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
Knyghtshade > i want a woman like eve, goes down on me in the middle of the day for no reason and without warning
<RangerXT> c'mon, I'm factioned up to my eyeballs
<Kayosoni> so?
<Kayosoni> jam you
<Kayosoni> neut you
<Kayosoni> you'll die in 30 seconds
<RangerXT> neut?
<Kayosoni> -500 cap nos
<Kayosoni> except it doesn't suck
<Kayosoni> so?
<Kayosoni> jam you
<Kayosoni> neut you
<Kayosoni> you'll die in 30 seconds
<RangerXT> neut?
<Kayosoni> -500 cap nos
<Kayosoni> except it doesn't suck
Usul Crysknife > This conversation is now about Bears. Name the best bear -
Qartar > black bear<- win
Box Kicker > cheese bear
richardchambers > care bear
Usul Crysknife > Incorrect, Grizzly Bear with chainsaw hands is the correct answer
Box Kicker > IT DOES EXSIST!!! LALALALALALALALALA
Qartar > black bear<- win
Box Kicker > cheese bear
richardchambers > care bear
Usul Crysknife > Incorrect, Grizzly Bear with chainsaw hands is the correct answer
Box Kicker > IT DOES EXSIST!!! LALALALALALALALALA
Dorian Novak > these guristas
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Elah Elahson > You have to question someone's PvP setup....if after killing someone in PvP you hear....you mind if I salvage that?
Kal Liun > what's with "Alcohol Fueled"?
The Jackhammer > runs on alcohol
The Jackhammer > a hybrid of alcohol/gas
Kal Liun > i just got a mail that they declared war on us
The Jackhammer > runs on alcohol
The Jackhammer > a hybrid of alcohol/gas
Kal Liun > i just got a mail that they declared war on us