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<Nyuu> what is this life?
<Nyuu> I've heard of it..
<Nyuu> seems boring :/
<Kurenin> its what catches up to you when you spend $75 a month for your 5 eve accounts.

#10938 + ( 17 ) -inappropriate?

Davlos > There is one difference between Jade and Goonswarm
Davlos > Goonswarm are good at roleplay

#2751 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Monkey Punch > work
LoganXG > koowhat
LoganXG > what do you work in *
Monkey Punch > hmm, it can be best described as partner relations
LoganXG > ahhh porn
Monkey Punch > nah, software company

#12929 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Body Shield > teach me how to be like yooooouuu
Suleiman Shouaa > step 1 - fit drake with frig mwd
Suleiman Shouaa > step 2 - replace web & point for dual codebreakers so you can crack some codes like a boss
Suleiman Shouaa > step 3 - jump into 2 tengus and cry as you burn back to gate at 350m/s
Suleiman Shouaa > step 4 - watch as your mwd burns out after 3 cycles
Suleiman Shouaa > step 5 - you die 150m off gate like a scrub
Suleiman Shouaa > step 6 - you are me

#5159 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

mirel yirrin > Lucifers idea of good battle tactics involve charging, head on, into 500 Heavily Armed Fanatical Anti-pirates, equipped only with the EvE Equivalant of a Skateboard and a Penknife.

#5165 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

Cadela Fria > Drunk female pirates ftw! ^_^
Mutten Chops > lol
Gallant Nose > lolol
Zudari > ill drink to that
Cadela Fria > you're not old enough to drink
Tareen Kashaar > he's irish
Cadela Fria > oh

#9738 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

alexreborn > what do u need to scan out exploration sites
Thage > a big penis
alexreborn > i have that
alexreborn > 9 inches
Osmodious > too bad it sits on your dresser eh

#9712 + ( -1 ) -inappropriate?

MorbidSpawn > blarg
Demonic Moo > honk
Phoenix Necro > HONK!
MorbidSpawn > BLARG
MorbidSpawn > RED VS BLUE XD
Ember Phoenix > HONK!
MorbidSpawn > ]BLARG! HONQ HONQ!
MorbidSpawn > Blarrrrrg
Ember Phoenix > honk! honk! honk!
Phoenix Necro > honk honk blargh
MorbidSpawn > Honk honk hnk blarg ek
Ember Phoenix > honk blargh blargh
Etana Kefira > Honk and blargh, honk and blargh...(better late than never)
MorbidSpawn > BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG
Ember Phoenix > HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HON
Etana Kefira > BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK
Phoenix Necro > etana get back in your cage!
Etana Kefira > BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK BLARGH HONK
Etana Kefira > Blargh
Etana Kefira > Honk
Phoenix Necro gets the rope and muzzle
Quagnar > retards
Etana Kefira > The intellectual capacity required to ascertain the subtle nuances of Red vs. Blue is beyond the capability of someone with mild, moderate, severe or pround mental retardation so I must raise issue with the above comment.
Etana Kefira > *profound*
PogrieYeepah > shhhh ur trying too hard
Phoenix Necro > owned
Demonic Moo > She's almost a doctor.....
Demonic Moo > she wasn't really trying
Etana Kefira > I'm in psychiatry clinical rotation and we cover mental retardation. In fact, I visited a group home from mentally retarded individuals last Thursday.

#8989 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Yrakk Urrest > I dont want to go poking holes in my pod
Yrakk Urrest > I think that might be *bad* in space
Geisha Gal > there ony little ones tho
Geisha Gal > n it feels so... mm warm n fuzzy
Yrakk Urrest > quit rubbing my pods
Geisha Gal > xD
Yrakk Urrest > you're generating static - all my .... curly hair is standing up

#9208 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Semyon Gnyevko > No! The Kronos has the power to TURN BACK TIME!
Semyon Gnyevko > If used correctly, you can GO BACK IN TIME with your Kronos, to before you were ganked!

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