Bean Delphikis > anyone interested in a fully passive tank fitted rake
Varissa Maybury > Is it tanked against oak leaves, or maple?
Varissa Maybury > Is it tanked against oak leaves, or maple?
Obsidian Hawk > if you went blind from jerking it a lot, no one would be able to see eve
Rat Hick > hey wait . adult content is against the eula zomg !
Rat Hick > everything is against the eula we're all doomed !
Sonicboom182 > yep true
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > adult content?? 90 fecking percent of eve are over 20 yyears old ffs
Sonicboom182 > im only 18
Bambule > rofl!!!
Sonicboom182 > im from Australia so when i turned 18 everything is legal
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > poor sheep
Rat Hick > everything is against the eula we're all doomed !
Sonicboom182 > yep true
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > adult content?? 90 fecking percent of eve are over 20 yyears old ffs
Sonicboom182 > im only 18
Bambule > rofl!!!
Sonicboom182 > im from Australia so when i turned 18 everything is legal
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > poor sheep
* YourMomma resists the dark side
<MrBlades> so not the dark side
<MrBlades> just murky grey
* YourMomma is on the pink side
* YourMomma stays there
<MrBlades> i like pink
<YourMomma> haha
<YourMomma> pink velvet?
<MrBlades> mmm
<MrBlades> oh yah
<MrBlades> so not the dark side
<MrBlades> just murky grey
* YourMomma is on the pink side
* YourMomma stays there
<MrBlades> i like pink
<YourMomma> haha
<YourMomma> pink velvet?
<MrBlades> mmm
<MrBlades> oh yah
Dietrich III > noob ships should only be fit with plexes
Sir Crapalot > but there should be a ship bonus based on plexes
Sir Crapalot > ship bonus: 10% velocity and damage bonus for every plex present in cargo hold
Sir Crapalot > that oughta encourage them
Sir Crapalot > but there should be a ship bonus based on plexes
Sir Crapalot > ship bonus: 10% velocity and damage bonus for every plex present in cargo hold
Sir Crapalot > that oughta encourage them
Makkal Hanaya > Does a Sigil have a 'good fit' or can I tool around in just anything?
Kalaratiri > there is no such thing as a good sigil
Kalaratiri it is a <i>weevil</i>
Tarunik Raqalth'Qui > if you can fly a Sigil, you can fly a Bestower
Makkal Hanaya > I picked the Sigil over the Bestower because it's the lesser of two weevils.
Kalaratiri > there is no such thing as a good sigil
Kalaratiri it is a <i>weevil</i>
Tarunik Raqalth'Qui > if you can fly a Sigil, you can fly a Bestower
Makkal Hanaya > I picked the Sigil over the Bestower because it's the lesser of two weevils.
Virtuozzo> and you guys still have not seeded an exotic dancer bpo, I have to ship severeal thousand each month just to keep folks happy in their ships during pos warfare
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
Aznwithbeard > my gf just showed me her wedding dress and her bridesmaid dresses.
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Theo|work > there is a can in there that says dread stuff
Insuperable > yeah, theres 3 cans
Insuperable > I cant open them
Dobbs > try a can opener
Insuperable > yeah, theres 3 cans
Insuperable > I cant open them
Dobbs > try a can opener
Kurisar > I don't see how shifting a few cargo containers constitutes important storyline development. For all i know, these are full of tampons, or red party hats, or hot dogs.
Krazy Red > cat food
Krazy Red > gotta feed dem kitties ya know
Kurisar > "The caldari state triumphed only through the timely arrival of several tons of cat food, destined for the captains severely overweight cat."
Krazy Red > cat food
Krazy Red > gotta feed dem kitties ya know
Kurisar > "The caldari state triumphed only through the timely arrival of several tons of cat food, destined for the captains severely overweight cat."