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Angelus X > PC: £1000
Angelus X > Cable Monthly Fee: £20
Angelus X > Eve Monthly Fee: £10
Angelus X > Listening to CLS try to swap their mining lasers for guns in a hurry: Priceless =)
CrayC > Anyone got a mega and docked?
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
MirrorGod > WHAT IS VENT?
MrWhitei God > vent is an online voice communication tool
Velvet Dark > Commonly used to transmit bodily noises
* Shadowbrood needs a shrink... i just opened a website with red bars on it and thought there were hostiles near me
Kastio Delago > forgot to put the courier cargo in my hold almost left the system without it
Kastio Delago > now i'm doubly stupid i redocked and realized i'm supposed to go pick up the cargo first
Norus > lol
Kastio Delago > it's my fault really i interfaced with a user without wearing proper protective gear
Norus > what ya been smokeing?
Kastio Delago > ie i answered the phone after 5pm today and i'd already taken off my l-user shield extender
Norus > that is a rookie mistake wtf?
Kastio Delago > i dunno old age i suppose
Kastio Delago > i'm too old to deal with customers anymore
Norus > next youll use pliers to pull ram
Kastio Delago > that's a young/sane man's game
Norus > with the power on
Kastio Delago > err what's wrong with that?
Kastio Delago > i know the proper tool is a hammer but you do what you gotta do
Norus > you need big steel doors on the tech room and a phone with no ringer
Kastio Delago > yeah and some combat drones
Norus > land mine work well too
Kastio Delago > low tech
Norus > not if they are cloaked and use lazers
Kastio Delago > or smart bombs hehe
Norus > em feild computer store AMITURE
Kastio Delago > you should duct tape some cardboard tubes to your catapiller. if anybody asks tell em you might as well mine some kernite while you're out there
Kastio Delago > then don't explain wtf
Norus > you are one warped mother fucker ...........I like it
Kastio Delago > warped mofo lvl 5
Norus > he he
Vincent Pryce > I mean have you seen the Phoon it's like a Rancid Pussy with Frigging Fangs and artillery D:
Lubomir Penev > it looks like I slaughtered a hog in my bathroom
Lubomir Penev > a betadine bottle tipped
Lubomir Penev > and it looks a lot like coagulated blood
Gavjack Bunk > A likely story
Gavjack Bunk > I tried that once
Gavjack Bunk > But the police said that betadine doesn't normally match DNA with the little girl that went missing last week
Silas Vitalia > so.
Silas Vitalia > wifey's bachelorette party tonight
Silas Vitalia > /emote hides all the penises
Gabriel Mendoza > Poor miner out of a job, has been molested by pirates, police, bounty hunters and others. I am broke and have no motivation to go on. My last way out is either to receive donations from other players or shoot myself. Please gimme ISK... Thank you.... :)
Alicina Goodbody > say hello to ur next clone for me ;)
Arvald > Well gents, if you will excuse me
Arvald > im going to go tell all of my problems to a bottle of the cheapest booze money can buy
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