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talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO

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Riotoverkill > free the salves
BattleStar Crusader > keep the slaves
DasEin Wahrheit > free the lotion?

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Haargoth Agamar > Tam, I heard you lieks cyber, is it true?
DJ Tamora > yea
DJ Tamora > yea
DJ Tamora > lets do it now
DJ Tamora > wtf r u wearing
Haargoth Agamar > nothing
DJ Tamora > wtf
DJ Tamora > were at school and your naked
DJ Tamora > :/
Haargoth Agamar > we are at school?!
DJ Tamora > yes
DJ Tamora > ffs
Haargoth Agamar > what are we doing there?
DJ Tamora > LEARNING?
Haargoth Agamar > LEARNING WHAT
Malindah > anatomy goof
DJ Tamora > how can i concentrate on gettin MAD SKILLZ when your nude
DJ Tamora > you sick fuck
DJ Tamora > im also 7 years of age
Haargoth Agamar > your the one that told me not to wear anything!
DJ Tamora > i said i got enough luch dont have to bring anything
DJ Tamora > :/

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Wehrner Stihl: Imperium Romanus: yeah.. i only hired a "mole whacker"... not a real >20ton excavator :D
Imperium Romanus: mole whacker - love it
Imperium Romanus: sounds like a mafia title for a counter-espionage agent :D

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leonstrom5 > there are plenty of things to do in RL
jih chop > RL!?
jih chop > that's a horrible place!
jih chop > like jita
jih chop > but not as nice or friendly

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<@Viceroy> Arab folklore says that the camel knows the 100th name of God but will tell no one. That is why he solemnly holds his head high and plods defiantly across the desert, holding the secret to himself.
<@Viceroy> fucking camel
<@DigitalCommunist> That smug bastard.

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Biddybam > i get a extra low slot on my 'ceptor for jamming

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FRANK MORRIS > thought i was docked o.. i'd be so rich without alcohol induced naps

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Anjin Sahn > I phoned in sick today
Bechema > whats the matter with you?
Anjin Sahn > Nothing, it was so I could get my freighter out of Jita at a quiet time

#5139 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

<Sokhar> so how are your nipple rings working out levin
<Levin> infected
<Levin> just how you like it
<D2> :(
<Lurks> poor Levin
<Levin> if youre good ill let you suck the puss out
<ichi> stop please
<ichi> i'm eating
<Wolf_Ryski> Wow... that's just... nasty

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