Pegasus TG > see, and they wonder why we don't trust americans
Kyp13 > the furry dude's opinion doesn't count
Pegasus TG > agreed, but this is the winged dude talking
Kyp13 > the furry winged dude then
Azia Burgi > ewok's are like fucking shaft compared to jar jar binks
Kyp13 > oh damn
Pegasus TG > /emote is currenly laughing to hard to comment
Kyp13 > i have to copy calc notes into the new notebook
Kyp13 > in the uk is there a process by which high school students can test to receive college credits?
Pegasus TG > you do realise everytime I see kyp now I'm gonna see jar jar binks
Azia Burgi > rofl
suoidet ahcrin > hehe
Kyp13 > now wait a second
Kyp13 > az, you did not just christen me jar jar
Azia Burgi > kyp13 > mesah gonna go hmm at you
Kyp13 > oh god
Kyp13 > oh god no....
Pegasus TG > rofl
Kyp13 > the furry dude's opinion doesn't count
Pegasus TG > agreed, but this is the winged dude talking
Kyp13 > the furry winged dude then
Azia Burgi > ewok's are like fucking shaft compared to jar jar binks
Kyp13 > oh damn
Pegasus TG > /emote is currenly laughing to hard to comment
Kyp13 > i have to copy calc notes into the new notebook
Kyp13 > in the uk is there a process by which high school students can test to receive college credits?
Pegasus TG > you do realise everytime I see kyp now I'm gonna see jar jar binks
Azia Burgi > rofl
suoidet ahcrin > hehe
Kyp13 > now wait a second
Kyp13 > az, you did not just christen me jar jar
Azia Burgi > kyp13 > mesah gonna go hmm at you
Kyp13 > oh god
Kyp13 > oh god no....
Pegasus TG > rofl
Karrimdra > my pods in structure, this is funny
b00gieman > ok ty
Cuplarca > pod in structure lol
Kara Talisman > dont sneeze karri you may pod yerself
Kjewla > lol
b00gieman > ok ty
Cuplarca > pod in structure lol
Kara Talisman > dont sneeze karri you may pod yerself
Kjewla > lol
Overd0ze > I had to work today.. but it was incredible boring
Overd0ze > so I started to read this 48 page complete guide about mining
Overd0ze > and it pretty much got me excited for mining!
Kyrall > nerd
Overd0ze > so I started to read this 48 page complete guide about mining
Overd0ze > and it pretty much got me excited for mining!
Kyrall > nerd
<Iorm> ic
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
rubberducky > golem has a tp bonus
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
Gammus Arterius > Rather than have all the chat channels open, I have them all as tabs.
Gammus Arterius > I have them set to blinky, which turns gathering battle intel into: OH SOMETHING SHINY! OH SOMETHING SHINY! OH SOMETHING SHINY!
Gammus Arterius > I have them set to blinky, which turns gathering battle intel into: OH SOMETHING SHINY! OH SOMETHING SHINY! OH SOMETHING SHINY!
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
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<VroTRON> hello
<HellGremlin> HI!
<HellGremlin> Are you connecting from Illinois
<VroTRON> *looks behind shoulder* yes
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<HellGremlin> Just asking out of curiosity don't worry there are no kill teams
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<VroTRON> hello
<HellGremlin> HI!
<HellGremlin> Are you connecting from Illinois
<VroTRON> *looks behind shoulder* yes
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<HellGremlin> Just asking out of curiosity don't worry there are no kill teams
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ObiGYN Kenobi > i got one on my droid.
ObiGYN Kenobi > whoops wrong chat
Prince aikka > this is not the chat your looking for *waves hand across the screen*
ObiGYN Kenobi > this is not the chat i was looking for
ObiGYN Kenobi > whoops wrong chat
Prince aikka > this is not the chat your looking for *waves hand across the screen*
ObiGYN Kenobi > this is not the chat i was looking for
Nirvy > you lost me kal
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish
***
Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..
***
Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish
***
Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..
***
Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?