(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
Terram alWathani > 'what's this big round thing coming up on me very fast, it should have a nice strong sounding name like doom, dom, dominix, yes, I rahter like that name, dominix...I wonder if it'll do missions with me? Hello, Dominix...*boom*"
Rhodin Lazarith > baxx and I are going to hell
Ryan Brabovski > ?
Rhodin Lazarith > theres a noob being an idiot in lowsec
Rhodin Lazarith > coaxing people to shoot him
Ryan Brabovski > omw
Rhodin Lazarith > no
Rhodin Lazarith > hes gone
Rhodin Lazarith > its part of the story
Rhodin Lazarith > so
Ryan Brabovski > oh
Rhodin Lazarith > he dies a couple of times
Rhodin Lazarith > then eventually baxx and I gang him and take him to a wormhole in the same system
Rhodin Lazarith > jump through
Rhodin Lazarith > he warps off without bookmarking the wormhole
Rhodin Lazarith > we kick him from gang
Rhodin Lazarith > and leave
Rhodin Lazarith > no more annoying guy
Ryan Brabovski > ?
Rhodin Lazarith > theres a noob being an idiot in lowsec
Rhodin Lazarith > coaxing people to shoot him
Ryan Brabovski > omw
Rhodin Lazarith > no
Rhodin Lazarith > hes gone
Rhodin Lazarith > its part of the story
Rhodin Lazarith > so
Ryan Brabovski > oh
Rhodin Lazarith > he dies a couple of times
Rhodin Lazarith > then eventually baxx and I gang him and take him to a wormhole in the same system
Rhodin Lazarith > jump through
Rhodin Lazarith > he warps off without bookmarking the wormhole
Rhodin Lazarith > we kick him from gang
Rhodin Lazarith > and leave
Rhodin Lazarith > no more annoying guy
Indrianorr > if that's bob's carrier i'm going to whip a fleet up and smash it into tiny little cubes and sell them for cocktail parties
Indrianorr > or mabye put dots on them and sell them to roleplayers...
Indrianorr > or mabye put dots on them and sell them to roleplayers...
Martin Caine > How do I talk to an agent in a ship?
DevilmanUK > shout loudly.
Cousin Balki > Martin, right click is your friend
DevilmanUK > :)
Martin Caine > should have thought of that :P
Gecko 136 > ask the Backdoor Bandit
Bad Wulf > REAL loudly, devinma
Cousin Balki > and if that fails, shoot at them, nothin gets your attention like missiles and hybrid railguns
DevilmanUK > shout loudly.
Cousin Balki > Martin, right click is your friend
DevilmanUK > :)
Martin Caine > should have thought of that :P
Gecko 136 > ask the Backdoor Bandit
Bad Wulf > REAL loudly, devinma
Cousin Balki > and if that fails, shoot at them, nothin gets your attention like missiles and hybrid railguns
Crowbiwan > I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.. does that count? :P
Sleepy Dane > Crowbiwan 95% of all men have insane vagina-penetration desires, you're not "special"
Sleepy Dane > Crowbiwan 95% of all men have insane vagina-penetration desires, you're not "special"
Kesper North > ...What the eff...
Lake > ?
Kesper North > The PRNK has started shelling a South Korean island? What the hell?
Lake > heh, and I heard about that in the 0.0 politics thread :P
Lake > :perspective:
Lake > ?
Kesper North > The PRNK has started shelling a South Korean island? What the hell?
Lake > heh, and I heard about that in the 0.0 politics thread :P
Lake > :perspective:
AeolusWind > Vex: micro auxillary power core, power diagnostic, reactor control unit, or engineering skills all increase powergrid
AeolusWind > I love typing that one out
AeolusWind > o/
Vexani > thanks you 2
Niccolas Coen > can't you macro it?
Delta Epsilon > Don't have that one in the clipboard Aeolus?
AeolusWind > Delta: nope, I like typing it ;P
Niccolas Coen > masochistic aren't we :P
Delta Epsilon > Heh... I've come to the conclusion that ISD volunteers are masochists ;)
AeolusWind > I love typing that one out
AeolusWind > o/
Vexani > thanks you 2
Niccolas Coen > can't you macro it?
Delta Epsilon > Don't have that one in the clipboard Aeolus?
AeolusWind > Delta: nope, I like typing it ;P
Niccolas Coen > masochistic aren't we :P
Delta Epsilon > Heh... I've come to the conclusion that ISD volunteers are masochists ;)
Naherad Beln > dude
Naherad Beln > i might have to shoot my kid
Naherad Beln > the school called, and said some kid bit her on the playground
Naherad Beln > then an hour later they called and asked me to pick her up because she has a fever
Naherad Beln > zombie?
Naherad Beln > i might have to shoot my kid
Naherad Beln > the school called, and said some kid bit her on the playground
Naherad Beln > then an hour later they called and asked me to pick her up because she has a fever
Naherad Beln > zombie?
Masu'di > customs are pretty laid back in minmatar republic
Darik Han > you'll not find that luxary here
Aristox > thts just cause they're scanners fall apart
Aristox > i recommend wal-mart for sticky tape
Darik Han > you'll not find that luxary here
Aristox > thts just cause they're scanners fall apart
Aristox > i recommend wal-mart for sticky tape