Spamson > umm firid can you evemail me my forum pass, my cookies got deleted and i cant remember it
Firid Soulbane > Hehe again
Spamson > yup
Firid Soulbane > Wasnt it ihavepoormemory or did you change that?
Spamson > ahhh it was i was trying ihavebadmemory
Firid Soulbane > Hehe again
Spamson > yup
Firid Soulbane > Wasnt it ihavepoormemory or did you change that?
Spamson > ahhh it was i was trying ihavebadmemory
Valiantx > to be honestly, i wouldn't have gotten this phone if my 3g didn't get soaked in water when i went to bahamas 2 months ago
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
EVE System > Channel changed to Kakakela Local Channel
Ivan Volyova > spare isk please?
Hittavainen > get a job you bum
Yorlock > keep begging and ill give ya some spare ammo....
Ivan Volyova > spare isk please?
Hittavainen > get a job you bum
Yorlock > keep begging and ill give ya some spare ammo....
Chi Ana > I haven't led since my decision to keep all the battleships moored up close together in pearl harbour
Gehmis > man.. generally when i plan an escape it doesnt involve a mothership
(HippoKing): oh god
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
<+[CCP]PrismX> My vag, a Beyonce weave. You're vag a polyester K-Mart hairpiece.
<+[CCP]PrismX> erm
<+[CCP]PrismX> your*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOUR*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOU DID NOT SEE THIS!
<+Batolemaeus> i totally did
<+[CCP]PrismX> erm
<+[CCP]PrismX> your*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOUR*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOU DID NOT SEE THIS!
<+Batolemaeus> i totally did
Katrina Oniseki > I AM COMPLETELY NAKED
Katrina Oniseki > AT THE COMPUTER
Katrina Oniseki > I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Katrina Oniseki > /emote runs around
Kasuko Merin > Katnip; not even once.
Katrina Oniseki > AT THE COMPUTER
Katrina Oniseki > I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Katrina Oniseki > /emote runs around
Kasuko Merin > Katnip; not even once.
<KnifeyMcShanker> I do this every fucking time
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on