Drakma > my son is listening to Kim Possible's So Not the Drakma. My daughter is listening to Barbie's Aquateen Adventure... they'll be asleep in minutes
Marilena Astart > well I would prefer to have one for school
Marilena Astart > and I can pull money out of my loans to buy one or something
Spork Witch > wow
Spork Witch > mind, meet gutter
Spork Witch > i definitely read that as "loins"
Marilena Astart > that would be epic if I could just pull money out of my vag
Spork Witch > well, metaphorically speaking....
Marilena Astart > .....
Marilena Astart > and I can pull money out of my loans to buy one or something
Spork Witch > wow
Spork Witch > mind, meet gutter
Spork Witch > i definitely read that as "loins"
Marilena Astart > that would be epic if I could just pull money out of my vag
Spork Witch > well, metaphorically speaking....
Marilena Astart > .....
Bunt Caboon > hey svarra
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
mirel yirrin > I keep going round my mums house and tryign to get her to do it
mirel yirrin > Wait no that sounded wrong
mirel yirrin > Wait no that sounded wrong
Kesper North > sorry about that, there was sudden girlfriend aggro
Balor Haliquin > LIES!
Bloodhands > lies
Atrosity > you need to turn on the hardeners m8
Balor Haliquin > LIES!
Bloodhands > lies
Atrosity > you need to turn on the hardeners m8
<jaska> im off to exploit the bed for sleeping
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
ISD Modicus > Do ye see the asteroids, rocks?
Dark Provoker > i cannot
ISD Modicus > What system are ye in?
Dark Provoker > windows?
ISD Modicus > Hehe, I meant in game.
Dark Provoker > i cannot
ISD Modicus > What system are ye in?
Dark Provoker > windows?
ISD Modicus > Hehe, I meant in game.
Azia Burgi > MOAR WIEN!!!!
Azia Burgi > /emote pours out more wine for everyone
ManaLiz > rofl
ManaLiz > azia you're cut off
ManaLiz > hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote slips angel a bottle
Azia Burgi > this was bought by my sisters bf to apologise for nearly breaking her arm when he reversed into a wall
Azia Burgi > i think he should reverse into my sister more often tbh
Azia Burgi > its really rather tasty
Ewok Fall > lol
Azia Burgi > /emote pours out more wine for everyone
ManaLiz > rofl
ManaLiz > azia you're cut off
ManaLiz > hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote slips angel a bottle
Azia Burgi > this was bought by my sisters bf to apologise for nearly breaking her arm when he reversed into a wall
Azia Burgi > i think he should reverse into my sister more often tbh
Azia Burgi > its really rather tasty
Ewok Fall > lol
Pherol Starwhip > sorry.. my drones killed that last rat in the last belt.. my bad
Sheria Delraneth > /emote gasps.
ShroomJohnny > drones never listen
Eridu Fallen > oh noes!!!! the chain is broken
Eridu Fallen > hide the children!!!!11!!
Sheria Delraneth > They shall be punished.
Tabet Saens > public flogging!
Pherol Starwhip > lol
Pherol Starwhip > i can't rat by myself so i need my drones
Psion Saint > LOLDRONES: ima outside ur bay killin all ur ratz
Sheria Delraneth > /emote gasps.
ShroomJohnny > drones never listen
Eridu Fallen > oh noes!!!! the chain is broken
Eridu Fallen > hide the children!!!!11!!
Sheria Delraneth > They shall be punished.
Tabet Saens > public flogging!
Pherol Starwhip > lol
Pherol Starwhip > i can't rat by myself so i need my drones
Psion Saint > LOLDRONES: ima outside ur bay killin all ur ratz