<Emiug> oooh windows driver development kit
<Emiug> might try make a driver for something
<Emiug> like
<Emiug> my ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> MMMMM ass driver
<Emiug> ...
<Dobbs^Lazy> I can drive your ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> does it have wheels?
<Emiug> somedays i wish i didnt open my mouth :(
<Emiug> hmm
<Dobbs^Lazy> lol
<Emiug> technically i didnt
<Emiug> BAD FINGERS
<Emiug> BAD I SAY
<Emiug> might try make a driver for something
<Emiug> like
<Emiug> my ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> MMMMM ass driver
<Emiug> ...
<Dobbs^Lazy> I can drive your ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> does it have wheels?
<Emiug> somedays i wish i didnt open my mouth :(
<Emiug> hmm
<Dobbs^Lazy> lol
<Emiug> technically i didnt
<Emiug> BAD FINGERS
<Emiug> BAD I SAY
Lt Xevy > ( . Y . )
Onyxalia La'fiette > got the moobs like jabba?
Onyxalia La'fiette > got the moobs like jabba?
Dtech > tbh if you see anything on your ceiling naked with dildos for fingers, thats grounds for screaming like a girl and running like hell
silohouette > Hey guys, im 24 good looking and have a good voice.... i will come and sing on your voice coms as background music for 25 mil isk / hr
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> i asked my brother how his new ""girlfriend" looked like
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
Kusachiho: I am curious.... with t3 ships, can you stick other racial sub systems into another t3 cruiser?
Kusachiho: For example, stick a caldari sub system into a gallentee t3 cruiser
Cyphr_Sonic: nope races only
Cyphr_Sonic: it's because gallente use linux and caldari use windows
Cyphr_Sonic: amarr uses BSD and mimnitar uses an old Dos 5.2 disc they found in a dumpster
Cyphr_Sonic: Cd Guns
Cyphr_Sonic: C:/guns/> fire
Cyphr_Sonic: firing guns
Cyphr_Sonic: target hit
Cyphr_Sonic: c:/guns/>
Kusachiho: For example, stick a caldari sub system into a gallentee t3 cruiser
Cyphr_Sonic: nope races only
Cyphr_Sonic: it's because gallente use linux and caldari use windows
Cyphr_Sonic: amarr uses BSD and mimnitar uses an old Dos 5.2 disc they found in a dumpster
Cyphr_Sonic: Cd Guns
Cyphr_Sonic: C:/guns/> fire
Cyphr_Sonic: firing guns
Cyphr_Sonic: target hit
Cyphr_Sonic: c:/guns/>
Sae Marr > goddamn it ransoming chinese farmers is hard
Sae Marr > they try to bargain, but it's really hard to understand what they mean
Sae Marr > [17:31:46] kood cheng > We now not such are many!
Sae Marr > they try to bargain, but it's really hard to understand what they mean
Sae Marr > [17:31:46] kood cheng > We now not such are many!
Forum Post:
Matthew > Mining is actually the front line of the secret war on asteroid growth. You see, asteroids are not innocent, benign entities. They have a secret and evil plan - to grow until they all merge together and envelop the universe in a single, monstrous Veldspar asteroid.
They cannot be allowed to succeed. We will fight them in the asteroid belts. We will fight them in the complexes. We will never surrender.
Join the fight. Your universe needs you.
Omber Zombie > Matthew, your genocidal tendencies have been noted. Prepare for the backlash.
Matthew > Mining is actually the front line of the secret war on asteroid growth. You see, asteroids are not innocent, benign entities. They have a secret and evil plan - to grow until they all merge together and envelop the universe in a single, monstrous Veldspar asteroid.
They cannot be allowed to succeed. We will fight them in the asteroid belts. We will fight them in the complexes. We will never surrender.
Join the fight. Your universe needs you.
Omber Zombie > Matthew, your genocidal tendencies have been noted. Prepare for the backlash.
Raigir> wish we had something like Used Ship sales in eve
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
<Urban_Mongral> you know what he drinks Gal?
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal