Deschenus Maximus > I need a nap
Elliot Reid > nap?
Elliot Reid > NAP?
Elliot Reid > NNNAAAPPP?
Elliot Reid > i thought you were a highly tuned military killing machine
Elliot Reid > and you need a nap?
Deschenus Maximus > Highly trained killing machines need their beauty rest too, don't you know
Elliot Reid > nap?
Elliot Reid > NAP?
Elliot Reid > NNNAAAPPP?
Elliot Reid > i thought you were a highly tuned military killing machine
Elliot Reid > and you need a nap?
Deschenus Maximus > Highly trained killing machines need their beauty rest too, don't you know
Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Scrabac Ulonne > got any morphine? my mouth is killin me
Shadow XII > /emote supplies *
Scrabac Ulonne > strange...morphine doesnt seem to be flowing out of my computer. must be lag
Mako Star > you have to lick the power cord to get the morphine out
Scrabac Ulonne > can do!
**ONE HOUR LATER**
Shadow XII > The fact that he hasnt said anything since 'can do!' is kind of worrying.
Shadow XII > /emote supplies *
Scrabac Ulonne > strange...morphine doesnt seem to be flowing out of my computer. must be lag
Mako Star > you have to lick the power cord to get the morphine out
Scrabac Ulonne > can do!
**ONE HOUR LATER**
Shadow XII > The fact that he hasnt said anything since 'can do!' is kind of worrying.
Rekkza > btw
Rekkza > fyi guys
Rekkza > if you ever need to smuggle weed somewhere
Olefina > olefina wants to BUILD
Rekkza > up your bum isnt actually a viable option
Mizarah > LMAO
Rekkza > it makes you incredibly ill
Mizarah > ROFLMAO
Olefina > making sand castles and tearing them down
Rekkza > and throwing up all over customs and then passing out
Rekkza > isn't actually as subtle as you think
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > damna u rekkza
Rekkza > nor is having some huge black guy remove it from your ass
Rekkza > just saying
Mizarah > i'm lol'ing and every1 in the house is looking at me funny
Rekkza > sorry
Mizarah > saying "it's the drugs" in a soft voice.....
Rekkza > I just thought you should know
Mizarah > thnxs interesting piece of info i'll have in mind
Mizarah > unfortunately.........
Rekkza > it's such a weird sensation
Rekkza > even with the smallest bit of weed up there
Rekkza > once it's out
Rekkza > it feels like you've been gutted or something
Rekkza > you just wanna lie down and cry somewhere
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > sorry
Mizarah > shouldn't laugh
Rekkza > and crying in an australian holding cell
Mizarah > can't help it thou
Rekkza > it's not reallly practical
Rekkza > fyi guys
Rekkza > if you ever need to smuggle weed somewhere
Olefina > olefina wants to BUILD
Rekkza > up your bum isnt actually a viable option
Mizarah > LMAO
Rekkza > it makes you incredibly ill
Mizarah > ROFLMAO
Olefina > making sand castles and tearing them down
Rekkza > and throwing up all over customs and then passing out
Rekkza > isn't actually as subtle as you think
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > damna u rekkza
Rekkza > nor is having some huge black guy remove it from your ass
Rekkza > just saying
Mizarah > i'm lol'ing and every1 in the house is looking at me funny
Rekkza > sorry
Mizarah > saying "it's the drugs" in a soft voice.....
Rekkza > I just thought you should know
Mizarah > thnxs interesting piece of info i'll have in mind
Mizarah > unfortunately.........
Rekkza > it's such a weird sensation
Rekkza > even with the smallest bit of weed up there
Rekkza > once it's out
Rekkza > it feels like you've been gutted or something
Rekkza > you just wanna lie down and cry somewhere
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > sorry
Mizarah > shouldn't laugh
Rekkza > and crying in an australian holding cell
Mizarah > can't help it thou
Rekkza > it's not reallly practical
<Sprak> that watermelon exploded in my face ;S
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
Anthony Redstone > Hi people i am an recruit and want a job give me one and you willl be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dankster > ok
Dankster > i have a job for u
Dankster > /emote drops pants
CanisNubilus > O_O
Dankster > ok
Dankster > i have a job for u
Dankster > /emote drops pants
CanisNubilus > O_O
High Sierra > its like that moment after sex when you arent sure if your date is going to moo or baa
Promon Delnai > when you hit 5.0 you dont even have to shoot the rats
Promon Delnai > you warp to the belt and they explode, giving you isk
Promon Delnai > you warp to the belt and they explode, giving you isk
MiLashykia > i am a bit drunk. i just looked up all the girls in my school on friends reunited and spammed them with ' single? fancy a shag? '
Dude > lmao
MiLashykia > no replys so far :
Dude > lmao
MiLashykia > no replys so far :
While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)