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<Frools> right but the geddon looks like it flies in the direction it does
<Frools> it just does
<Frools> most of the ships do
<Levin> so
<Frools> except wyvern and moros
<Levin> you have really poor spacial orientation skills Frools?
<mim|BIG> because geddon=penis, and we all know what direction a penis goes
<Frools> no
<mim|BIG> (levin especially)
Reiln > you have an evil gf :)
Kywrith Droshi > she is evil
Kywrith Droshi > he beats me
Dr Tekka > HE?!
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CyberPhaz > WTS Worm BPC
Synex > WTS Snail BPC (Used by God, 1000 runs left)

Convo'ed by Shevchenko7:
Shevchenko7 > hi
Synex > hi
Shevchenko7 > what is snail?
Synex > A snail, is a small creature you find in your garden, mostly under lettuce leaves
Shevchenko7 > can you link that m8
Synex > er.. dunno how to - but you could look it up in an encyclopedia about nature?
Shevchenko7 > how much is for that BPC?
Synex > I dunno, i couldn't accept anything less than a billion for it, its been used by God afterall.
Shevchenko7 > uufff
Shevchenko7 > sry for bothering you
Shevchenko7 > cya
Davion Vrynn > stop shooting the thingy and kill the other thingies
Yuki Li > operation thorax was a complete failure. All I achieved was getting myself worked up over how many missionfags have rattlesnakes, navythrons and navy ravens, while I was in Auvergne. :|
Yuki Li > I'll never ever understand the process of mission whore > get faction battleship > mission whore in faction battleship
Aeaus > mission whore -> mission whore 20% more efficiently
Andreus Ixiris > Is it wrong to fly into battle with an enemy you hate carrying a large number of Social skillbooks in your hold, then self-destruct and announce "Essential supply handout" in local?
Myrhial Arkenath > No, that's just hilarious
Omski > time for me to log, fly safe
Shooter BrightStar > o/
Viceroy P > o/
DanFraser > o/
Perivale > o/
DanFraser > o
DanFraser > o/
DanFraser > ^o^
DanFraser > <o.
DanFraser > ./o
DanFraser > yay!
DanFraser > i did it!
DanFraser > young man!
DanFraser > there's a place you can go
DanFraser > i said young man!
DanFraser > der der der der...
DanFraser > something something something
DanFraser > Y
DanFraser > M
DanFraser > C
DanFraser > A
DanFraser > !
DanFraser > o/
DanFraser > ^o^
DanFraser > <o.
DanFraser > ./O
Torquil Noble > =.=
Viceroy P > got it out of your system now?
DanFraser > nope
Viceroy P > >.>
Perivale > oh dear god dan
Perivale > are you the cop or the indian?
DanFraser > the black guy, that's who
DanFraser > quarter asian
DanFraser > with the assless chaps
DanFraser > with YOUR name on my butt!
Perivale > hahalol
Perivale > you i guess you could have thee "i" in the crack
DanFraser > nah, the v around the hole
DanFraser > maybe above it so it's an arrow
Perivale > i will NOT be known as "rimjob perivale"
DanFraser > too late
UBA VEX > vot
daemonni > 3 on 1?hahaa
daemonni > fuck you
UBA VEX > im going to petion you
daemonni > please do
UBA VEX > SO ENJOY YOUR BAN
daemonni > will do, jackhole
UBA VEX > BITE ME
daemonni > hahaaaa
UBA VEX > ow and your mum says hi
daemonni > mums dead..... that would make you a necrophiliac
Sakura Yoshida > hiya
Akatsuki > give me your cruiser or i kill you
Sakura Yoshida > hehe, good work
Akatsuki > sirious i am gonna kill your ass
Akatsuki > eject
Akatsuki > you get my merlin
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > ok
Akatsuki > eject
Sakura Yoshida > goddamn
Akatsuki > do it
Sakura Yoshida > you do it
Akatsuki > i do it and then you
Akatsuki > wait
Akatsuki > stop
Akatsuki > ok i am gonna kill you then
Akatsuki > our give me 1M
Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do
Sakura Yoshida > i'm gonna keep travelling along, and if you open fire on me, i'll blow you up
Akatsuki > you give me atleast 1M
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > yeah
Akatsuki > you give me
Akatsuki > you cant fire me
Sakura Yoshida > i can return fire
Akatsuki > you dont have guns dumbass
(Note: I actually have 1 150mm railgun, 1 250mm railgun, and 2 heavy missile launchers, my guns are clearly visible on my ship)
Sakura Yoshida > keep thinking that, butthead
Akatsuki > ****head give me 500k or you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > you give me 1 million
Akatsuki > our what
Sakura Yoshida > you know, you must be the most inept criminal ever
Akatsuki > give me 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna attack or what?
Akatsuki > you can't fire me
Akatsuki > because you are a sissy
Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot
Akatsuki > you
Sakura Yoshida > you threaten me, but dont have the guts to open fire
Akatsuki > you either
Sakura Yoshida > well, you started this
Akatsuki > 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > i think i'll hang onto it
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna do anything, or can i just keep going?
Akatsuki > give me
Sakura Yoshida > nope
Akatsuki > yes
Sakura Yoshida > or what, you'll hit me with your puny 150mm railguns?
Sakura Yoshida > i have 250mm ones
Akatsuki > rofl
Akatsuki > fire me then ****head
Akatsuki > my blasters do 60 dmg
Akatsuki > i think i can tank you
Sakura Yoshida > why dont you fire, toughy?
Akatsuki > because i want your ship
Akatsuki > or 500k
Sakura Yoshida > ooh, well you're not gonna get it
Akatsuki > please dont shoot me then
Sakura Yoshida > ok then
Sakura Yoshida > you're new to this, arent you?
Akatsuki > why dont you shoot at me
Akatsuki > no
Sakura Yoshida > because, you havent shot at me
Akatsuki > you ?
Sakura Yoshida > so, are you going to attack or not?
Sakura Yoshida > because i have to get somewhere
<- Akatsuki has left the channel
Lastara Buvelle > Ship isn't cap stable? better shove an implant in my head.
Tubrav Sadarts > that sounds like an advertisment for implants in general...
Tubrav Sadarts > "wife threatening to leave you? shove an implant in your head!"
Tubrav Sadarts > "pissed yourself on a rollercoaster? shove an implant in your head!"
Tubrav Sadarts > "sold a million units of nocxium for 0.01 isk? shove an implant... no, sorry, there's no hope for you"
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