Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Ander Ray > 07:49:48 Notify CONCORD Police Captain has started trying to warp scramble "Hammerhead I [AI0N](Hammerhead I)"
Ander Ray > no, Concord! Those Hammerheads are just victims in a violent world!
Ander Ray > no, Concord! Those Hammerheads are just victims in a violent world!
Raigir> wish we had something like Used Ship sales in eve
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Dark Shikari > Tech 2 ammunition is divided into two categories: "sucks" and "sucks less."
Dark Shikari > Each patch, CCP attempts to move some ammo from the latter category to the former.
Marine Raider > O' contrar. Barrage was put into the "sucks a lot" category.
Dark Shikari > Each patch, CCP attempts to move some ammo from the latter category to the former.
Marine Raider > O' contrar. Barrage was put into the "sucks a lot" category.
Untouchable Phage > Hey, I just joined this mouring
Tigsen > Welcome to ICT m8
Untouchable Phage > ty
Aquillar > woo! Go britors!
Aquillar > finally, another Brutor. Let's see you make fun of us now
Tigsen > How do you get a Brutor out of the tub.......Throw soap in it :)
Aquillar > oh thats it
Tigsen > What do you call Minmatar corpses around an Amarr station.....Lawn ornaments.
Tigsen > Now with that said I can go back to being a ISK loving Caldari :)
Tigsen > Welcome to ICT m8
Untouchable Phage > ty
Aquillar > woo! Go britors!
Aquillar > finally, another Brutor. Let's see you make fun of us now
Tigsen > How do you get a Brutor out of the tub.......Throw soap in it :)
Aquillar > oh thats it
Tigsen > What do you call Minmatar corpses around an Amarr station.....Lawn ornaments.
Tigsen > Now with that said I can go back to being a ISK loving Caldari :)
Komisches > waking up to find you were sleeping in a puddle of your own sweat is bad
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Twin Turbo > well g'nite folks, gf's complaining that "the handcuffs are getting cold"
MadDog1 Fapsulers lamest name I've seen. Conjures up images of guys with one hand down their pants and one hand on the mouse playing eve.
Bakuhz > you have pants on? while playing eve?
Bakuhz > you have pants on? while playing eve?
turnschuh > hahah
turnschuh > another domi
Xmodum > asshole
Radeberger > lol damn
Xmodum > Where are you
Radeberger > bs or cruiser?
turnschuh > I dont tell you :p
turnschuh > cruiser
Xmodum > Good, cause I'll just look on the map.
turnschuh > buuuu
Xmodum > Knowing EVE mechanics 4tw.
turnschuh > spying corpmates 4tl
turnschuh > another domi
Xmodum > asshole
Radeberger > lol damn
Xmodum > Where are you
Radeberger > bs or cruiser?
turnschuh > I dont tell you :p
turnschuh > cruiser
Xmodum > Good, cause I'll just look on the map.
turnschuh > buuuu
Xmodum > Knowing EVE mechanics 4tw.
turnschuh > spying corpmates 4tl
Lyran Draconis > RESPONSIBILITY
LordMyrddin > What about it?
Tommyboy > ?
Lyran Draconis > Someone on TS was asking how to spell it.
matt way > don't mind lyran
LordMyrddin > Ahhh
Tommyboy > /emote adjusts some screws on lyran
Tommyboy > there all better
Lyran Draconis > Hey, stop that.
Lyran Draconis > Your Screwdriver I hits Lyran, wrecking for psychological damage.
LordMyrddin > What about it?
Tommyboy > ?
Lyran Draconis > Someone on TS was asking how to spell it.
matt way > don't mind lyran
LordMyrddin > Ahhh
Tommyboy > /emote adjusts some screws on lyran
Tommyboy > there all better
Lyran Draconis > Hey, stop that.
Lyran Draconis > Your Screwdriver I hits Lyran, wrecking for psychological damage.