Onegai Oniisan > I have the distinct impression that this Vexor chasing me around lowsec is lieing to me when he says theres candy in his van...
Ravaun > Onegai-did he comment on how you got a purty mouf?
Onegai Oniisan > No but he did say he had roofie flavored icecream.
Ravaun > Oh yum ;)
Ravaun > Onegai-did he comment on how you got a purty mouf?
Onegai Oniisan > No but he did say he had roofie flavored icecream.
Ravaun > Oh yum ;)
Rusty Doads > working
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
jih chop > a new referendum from concord states that given the inherent uselessness of Minmatar ships in combat - they will all be converted into space bound diners, I suggest you pull up next to the next one you see
jih chop > and shout your order into the giant floating tattooed head
jih chop > and shout your order into the giant floating tattooed head
Twinis > damn.. i should like mow my yard or something..
Twinis > i wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Twinis > i wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Andronica > btw, it's never good to hear "I did something bad to the car" from your wife
Steel Rat > lol
Docvahn > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > she let the gopher in the car?
Andronica > she "hit a dip a little too hard"
larietta > are you ok m8
Andronica > oh yeah
Murphy > TP has never been ok, lol
larietta > she did not hit you to hard then
Andronica > wait, you calling me a dip?
Steel Rat > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > rofl
Andronica > :P
Andronica > bitch
Steel Rat > lol
Docvahn > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > she let the gopher in the car?
Andronica > she "hit a dip a little too hard"
larietta > are you ok m8
Andronica > oh yeah
Murphy > TP has never been ok, lol
larietta > she did not hit you to hard then
Andronica > wait, you calling me a dip?
Steel Rat > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > rofl
Andronica > :P
Andronica > bitch
Sadith > oh shit i just docked and found an ishtar
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
L4zor R0B0T Ill tell your sister hi for you
L4zor R0B0T and hit her with some sexual assault missiles
L4zor R0B0T and hit her with some sexual assault missiles
Azia Burgi > hello
Azia Burgi > only logged in because i can't sleep
Azia Burgi > and guess what?
Azia Burgi > i'm suddenly very sleepy
Azia Burgi > i should have tried this 3 hours ago instead of reading that shit book
Azia Burgi > afk, sleep
Azia Burgi > only logged in because i can't sleep
Azia Burgi > and guess what?
Azia Burgi > i'm suddenly very sleepy
Azia Burgi > i should have tried this 3 hours ago instead of reading that shit book
Azia Burgi > afk, sleep
Sensemann > hm how many ships one can kill until the sec rating drops from 5 to 0?
Ez kill > I think you get -0.5% for agression, -2% for a ship kill and -15% for a pod kill.
jaq draco's > just dont kill pods and ul be fine
Exsalisis > don't pod and your sec will last quite a while xD
Sensemann > who cares about pods^^
Sensemann > if they contiunue using viators i need a ship with 8 meds.....
Sensemann > now they start smaking me by jumping in in huge numbers.....3 haulers... määä
jaq draco's > lol
Sensemann > yea lol right :)
Exsalisis > killing macro haulers?
Sensemann > well i am not particular selectiv about my kills :-p
Badjakstein > Do you do it for the killing or the isk?
Sensemann > i do it cause i am bored, have a high sec rating and want some killmails
Admiral Goberius > senseman that my alt you are trying (and failing) to kill you titnoob
Badjakstein > oke :-)
Exsalisis > lmao
Badjakstein > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sensemann > OMG lol
Admiral Goberius > what an embarassement =p
Sensemann > stfu!!!! :)
Ez kill > I think you get -0.5% for agression, -2% for a ship kill and -15% for a pod kill.
jaq draco's > just dont kill pods and ul be fine
Exsalisis > don't pod and your sec will last quite a while xD
Sensemann > who cares about pods^^
Sensemann > if they contiunue using viators i need a ship with 8 meds.....
Sensemann > now they start smaking me by jumping in in huge numbers.....3 haulers... määä
jaq draco's > lol
Sensemann > yea lol right :)
Exsalisis > killing macro haulers?
Sensemann > well i am not particular selectiv about my kills :-p
Badjakstein > Do you do it for the killing or the isk?
Sensemann > i do it cause i am bored, have a high sec rating and want some killmails
Admiral Goberius > senseman that my alt you are trying (and failing) to kill you titnoob
Badjakstein > oke :-)
Exsalisis > lmao
Badjakstein > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sensemann > OMG lol
Admiral Goberius > what an embarassement =p
Sensemann > stfu!!!! :)
Seliah > i'll come when they are accepted
Seliah > fixing my sex status atm :(
TSSHeratix > operation required for that m8...or ya just on the hormones ?
Seliah > fixing my sex status atm :(
TSSHeratix > operation required for that m8...or ya just on the hormones ?