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Number 25 > and then yesterday we remembered we had a couple condoms left
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Ashar KorAzor > STITCHER
Ashar KorAzor > YOU ARE A BAG OF WELSH
Stitcher > I think you mean a *steaming* bag of Welsh
Ashar KorAzor > I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO PLACE ONE WELSHMAN INSIDE ANOTHER WELSHMAN, COCK-FIRST, AND VISIT IT UPON YOU
Mizhara Del'thul > That's easy, just tell one of them the other said he was pretty.
Hiemlynn > Seems we have the system to ourselves
brutorans > /emote runs about naked
<Mako> evening wizzy
<wizzard66> your still up?? O.O
<Mako> is only midnight
<Mako> was up till 4 last night
<Mako> slept till 11 am
<Mako> woke up to biskets and gravy with bacon ond sausage
<Mako> and a rum and coke
<wizzard66> o.O
<wizzard66> your not human
<wizzard66> your a walking waste factory!
<Mako> nope just like tom cruise and john travolta i`m better than human
<wizzard66> lol
ExcellciuM > handguns etc are banned, shotguns etc need a licence
Elmo Zumwalt > i have over 40 guns but i dont need a license
steveid > you can buy a gun for £100 pretty much anywhere if you want one tbh. It just stops lunatics having a room full of them.
Elmo Zumwalt > ♥ America
steveid > ^^ like him
Ebon Nexus > I play too much Eve
Ebon Nexus > I was watching star wars the other night, the episode where they're on the ice planet and the empire invades
Ebon Nexus > and I'm watching, kinda half paying attention and doing other stuff, when they fly the fighter right at the walking tank, and it takes a laser in the grill and pops
Ebon Nexus > and the first thought in my mind was "wtf? You gotta flank that shit and keep your transversal up, newb!" =(
Stitcher > I finished Burning Life about half an hour ago
Ulphus > Any good?
Stitcher > yes
Stitcher > spoiler: Tibus Heth turns out to be a closet catgirl
Ghost Hunter > YOU FOOL
Ghost Hunter > YOUVE UNDONE EVERYTHING
SGT BLADE > I NEED TO SCREAAAAAM!!
Bartimeaus d'Ray > So, I need to get laid..
Vampyrus > Is there a difference?
Chrismyazz > <Chrismyazz's Cyclone>
Iam Widdershins > you're missing a dorn btw
Chrismyazz > noes
Chrismyazz > he shot down phil
Chrismyazz > poor phil
Chrismyazz > lost to the ether
Iam Widdershins > he tried so hard but he was always last in the pack
Iam Widdershins > getting confused and ignoring focus fire commands
Chrismyazz > he had heart
Iam Widdershins > but he had heart
Chrismyazz > he was the soul of the dorns of cyclone's bay
Chrismyazz > (great band btw)
Chrismyazz > down a member now though =(
Iam Widdershins > was he the drummer
Chrismyazz > he was
Chrismyazz > have you seen them?
Iam Widdershins > they opened for Pilgrim's Cloak one night
Chrismyazz > Oh really?
Chrismyazz > I've always wanted to see them
Iam Widdershins > most of their songs are pretty quiet
Chrismyazz > i head they got alot better when they reformed
Chrismyazz > yeah heard that too
Iam Widdershins > yes
Iam Widdershins > they do a lot of really long solos
Captain Violence > nice try, son
AdamusMaximus > dont call me son squid
Captain Violence > ok, daughter
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